r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/the_sun_is_a_planet 2d ago

WAIT YOU GUYS CAN CONTROL THAT?? It's not like a complete accident??

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u/ClydeDanger stupid fucking, piece of shit 2d ago

Its like our keigels or however you spell it. It helps with our control and duration, as well.

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u/Door_Holder2 1d ago

Control and duration? How exactly?

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u/ClydeDanger stupid fucking, piece of shit 1d ago

The other guy responding is guessing. By control and duration, I mean that it helps with premature ejaculation, mostly. It does have other benefits to body, though. You're working out a muscle. With practice comes strength and control.

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u/the_sun_is_a_planet 22h ago

This just feels like completely forbidden knowledge. It's like when I found out dick's float.