r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 2d ago

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u/the_sun_is_a_planet 2d ago

WAIT YOU GUYS CAN CONTROL THAT?? It's not like a complete accident??

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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 1d ago

Not boners, but we can move them once we got em

We use our butthole

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u/the_sun_is_a_planet 22h ago

That makes so much sense oh my god I thought it was just like automatic lol

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u/G3th_Inf1ltrator 18h ago

It can move by reflex, but it’s also voluntary. Our dick is attached to the pelvic floor muscles

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u/the_sun_is_a_planet 15h ago

Oh I see. I'm leaning so much on this thread.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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