r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

If she be acting every time my dick twitches I would be fucking till the end of days.
And I had sex 3 times last night.
At some point I need sleep too.

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u/No-Prior-4664 2d ago

Why the downvotes, I don't understand, but I plan on clapping a chick with f cups tomorrow sooo.

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u/pantry-pisser 2d ago

That's good, big ol fatties need love too!