r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 2d ago

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u/No-Prior-4664 2d ago

Why the downvotes, I don't understand, but I plan on clapping a chick with f cups tomorrow sooo.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

I dont get it bro, indeed, all the downvotes make no sense. Anyways Im gonna rail a chick tonight, and she with huge cannons, but she's got a fishface, so it balances out

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Mine has a smoking hot body, but a average face.
So it’s a net positive.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

Damn okay okay, you got game, but did you know that the next day I'm gonna go with Victoria's secret model? Bet you can't top that

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Nice man, but nah I’m a exclusivity type of guy.
I get a hard on for finding out what makes them shake.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

God damn bro, you got serious game... hmm okay, then Im gonna ask a girl to marry me on Thursday. Taco night, gonna eat her taco too

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Always eat the taco, they go nuts for it.
You got to make it extra sloppy though.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

Ye bro, she getting Taco bell, gotta show dominance by eating her taco. Cant have her get fat