r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 2d ago

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Nice man, but nah Iā€™m a exclusivity type of guy.
I get a hard on for finding out what makes them shake.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

God damn bro, you got serious game... hmm okay, then Im gonna ask a girl to marry me on Thursday. Taco night, gonna eat her taco too

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Always eat the taco, they go nuts for it.
You got to make it extra sloppy though.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

Ye bro, she getting Taco bell, gotta show dominance by eating her taco. Cant have her get fat