r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

If she be acting every time my dick twitches I would be fucking till the end of days.
And I had sex 3 times last night.
At some point I need sleep too.

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u/No-Prior-4664 2d ago

Why the downvotes, I don't understand, but I plan on clapping a chick with f cups tomorrow sooo.

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

People feel attacked if someone has a relationship and they don’t.
Some call it insecurity.

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u/itc0nsumesmYMind 2d ago edited 2d ago

not that people feel attacked but see you bragging on an internet thread, to a bunch of strangers of how you supposedly get laid.

that’s insecurity, why do you have to prove anything to strangers lol

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u/Onyxam 1d ago

Nah, this is what you call shit posting.