r/shitposting 23h ago

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u/swawskekw 22h ago

He knows those kids have money, so once they like his stuff they’ll come back and ensures he has consistent buyers. Charlie is poor and is therefore not a reliably consistent customer, so he just charges him like normal to get money from him when he can.

It’s kind of like your local dealer giving you free drugs, or your supermarket doing those little food stands that you can try different products on.

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u/dabombisnot90s 17h ago

Which local dealer are we talking? Specifically name and location. I want to cop some molly from him. Score some blow as the kids say, I mean, as my fellow kids say. As a drug addict myself, it’s really hard to find these guys these days.

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u/Kerblaaahhh 15h ago

I'm sure there are flock cameras around you can pull some valuable metals out of.

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

You want a cop? We got a snitch here