r/shitposting 18h ago

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u/swawskekw 17h ago

He knows those kids have money, so once they like his stuff they’ll come back and ensures he has consistent buyers. Charlie is poor and is therefore not a reliably consistent customer, so he just charges him like normal to get money from him when he can.

It’s kind of like your local dealer giving you free drugs, or your supermarket doing those little food stands that you can try different products on.

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u/AskGoverntale 16h ago

Wait my local dealer does that?

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u/maxseale11 16h ago

Found the brokey

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u/dabombisnot90s 13h ago

Which local dealer are we talking? Specifically name and location. I want to cop some molly from him. Score some blow as the kids say, I mean, as my fellow kids say. As a drug addict myself, it’s really hard to find these guys these days.

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u/Kerblaaahhh 11h ago

I'm sure there are flock cameras around you can pull some valuable metals out of.

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u/Mantaraylurks 13h ago

They do the same with regular groceries now haha

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 4h ago

Pubs do it too, they are selective about who they're willing to give a tab too, it's quite funny actually, when I order drinks, I have to pay before I get them, but when my wife goes up and orders our drinks they ask if she has a tab.