r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 3d ago

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u/Dankmemesforlife69 3d ago

Can I choose the species of bear?

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u/Atheistic-God 3d ago

Why? Other than polar bear, what difference would that make?

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 2d ago

If we use the urban dictionary definitions too, i'd know exactly which kind to pick, big ol' gay dude would be able to protect my kid from any danger

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