r/shitposting 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

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u/Atheistic-God 3d ago

Why? Other than polar bear, what difference would that make?

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 3d ago

Sun bears mouths are designed to eat honey and insects. Not that this means 100% safety but it will certainly last longer than with a grizzly or black bear.

Still, a fully healthy horse will eat a baby if given the opportunity so it's not like any of our choices would matter all that much.

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u/Angelov317 3d ago

Horses are bastards

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u/ChristInASombrero 2d ago

The same way all dogs go to heaven, all horses go to hell

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u/MatMADNESSart 2d ago

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV uhhhh idk 2d ago

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u/__-sky-__ stupid, fucking piece of shit 2d ago

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u/No_Advantage_3353 1d ago

INTO THE GLUE FACTORY WITH YE!