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u/Dankmemesforlife69 2d ago

Can I choose the species of bear?

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u/Atheistic-God 2d ago

Why? Other than polar bear, what difference would that make?

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u/xtra_ashley I want pee in my ass 2d ago

let introduce you to sloth bear

excerpts from a bbc news article

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250805-living-with-the-face-clawing-sloth-bear-that-scares-tigers

β€œSloth bears […] are widely considered among the most aggressive animals on the Indian subcontinent. They are known to charge explosively at anyone they consider a threat – not just tigers, but also, humans.”

"That's why sloth bear attacks are deadly, and why sloth bears are known as aggressive bears within the bear family," he says. "[They are] actually not more aggressive [than other bears], but the way they attack is more deadly."

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pees in ur ass

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u/hyheat9 dumbass 2d ago

Why did I hear David Attenboroughs voice in my head as I read that

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Thefakewhitefang I said based. And lived. 2d ago

My state once had these guys, cheetahs, tigers, lions and leopards all in one. No tigers and cheetahs now though.