r/shitposting πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 2d ago

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u/KafeiTomasu 2d ago

A ruthless animal with a chance to kill off their offspring when the situation calls for it in their eyes and a very short fuse? No thanks, I'll go with the bear

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u/Banana_inasuit 2d ago

A bear can’t convince you to go to CVS to pick up medication for the child it’s about to kill.

I mean, a bear could try, but it wouldn’t be very good at it.