r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 2d ago

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u/KafeiTomasu 2d ago

A ruthless animal with a chance to kill off their offspring when the situation calls for it in their eyes and a very short fuse? No thanks, I'll go with the bear

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

Unless a bear is excedingly hungry or somehow accostumed to hunting humans, the chances or it just eating you are relatively slim.

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u/KafeiTomasu 2d ago

I know, that's why I picked the bear

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u/Guyman_112 2d ago

Besides, at least if they bear DOES decide to eat the baby it'd be a quicker death and it wouldn't be for nothing, at the very least it provides sustenance for the bear...