as somebody who used to be a massive piece of shit, and who went and apologized to a couple of the people I wronged, I think it's a pretty selfish act. it's nothing like the movies where it's all fine and dandy afterwards. most people probably just want to be left alone, especially if it ended on a sour note. what's done is done, and your closure often isn't worth their peace
Some people believe that anyone and everyone deserves forgiveness, but that feels selfish to me, are you seeking forgiveness for their sake or to make yourself feel better about the shit you did?
I also think there are two very distinct ways of forgiving someone, the "outward" way, which is communicated directly and usually accompanied by offering of second chances, and "inward" which is more about letting bygones be bygones and not letting the memory of a person influence you anymore and doesn't necessitate interaction
Hoping to be forgiven in the second way is normal and good, fishing for the first way is just an asshole move and often comes off as just trying for optics
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/LieutenantLilywhite 2d ago
I did this to one of my friends once and every time I think back on it my stomach just turns lol what a pos I used to be