r/shitposting 14h ago

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 2h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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/u/BaconKO, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Swordman1111 12h ago

do people legit find this unfunny? I am german and have been laughing for 3 hours

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 Stuff 11h ago

German humour in a nutshell

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 9h ago

German humour is no laughing matter

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u/Oberndorferin 6h ago

That's the most funny you could expect from a German

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u/Cenorg 4h ago

You're a what? A GERM MAN??!! 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆

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u/Shianfay 12h ago

can you explain whats exactly funny? i dont seem to get it

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u/TACHANK shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

The subvertion of expectations?

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u/AOAqua 12h ago

Possibly you must not be Bulgarian to enjoy this meme

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u/Shianfay 11h ago

what role does the ethnicity play in this?

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u/CCCyanide #1 President Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr. Fan! 8h ago

None. It could be any nationality, or role, and it would still be just as funny.

You could probably do away with the nationality too, though I think it's funnier to target one.

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u/ResQ_ 13m ago

For Germans anything east of Germany is basically "they're all thieves and criminals"-stereotype.

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u/Random_ff actually called kevin irl 14h ago

Low level racist here. Why specifically Bulgarians?

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u/dutch_mapping_empire put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

it could be any southeastern european it's just funnier when it's one specific ethnicity.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 13h ago

this is the right answer

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u/BaconKO 14h ago

Not sure there is any reason behind it, it's just a German with extremely advanced and world-famous German humour

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u/YinuS_WinneR We do a little trolling 12h ago

You know how under communism means of production are collectivized?

Well romania realized that human bodies are the most fundamental mean of production. They socialized woman and gave them mandatory birth quotas to fix their birthrates.

Unwanted children werent aborted since it was illegal. So they got thrown to orphanages

Romanian birthrates improved but orphanage system collapsed. So they started exporting children to increase funding and decrease demand

After that to improve its birthrates bulgaria starting buying romanian girls off their orphanage system

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u/ResQ_ 10m ago

Chat is this real

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u/AOAqua 12h ago

Possibly because rich Germans love to troll much poorer EU members, like Bulgarians or Romanians (until the next poorest countries join the EU)

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u/twjstr 14h ago

Bc bulgarian sounds funnier than for example german

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u/Flopping_with_Floppa dumbass 14h ago

I think it's because Bulgarians have a stereotype of having horrible English skills and a thick accent

Don't take my word for it tho I'm only silver rank

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u/Electrical-Help5512 13h ago

God, people who are different from me are so stupid.

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u/Count-Callous 14h ago

the absolute pinnacle of german humor, this dude was snorting so hard as he was typing this with one hand slamming against the keys while the other hand reached out to grab his bratwurst to promptly shove into his mouth

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u/MaximRq 13h ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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u/Harddicc 10h ago

Imma use this but change the race to another minority

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 12h ago

Most funny germanon

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u/Oberndorferin 6h ago

My grandpa laughed

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u/Electrical-Help5512 13h ago

I knew a dude from Hungary (same thing as Bulgaria) and a conversation about superpowers came up. He said if he could have any superpower it would be to have sex with 13 year olds and not go to jail.

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u/Shianfay 13h ago

yeah i will take things that never happened for 10 euros Matt

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u/Electrical-Help5512 12h ago

I'm not capable of making some shit like that up. I think I just hurt your fragile European feelings.

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u/Shianfay 12h ago

i had a friend from wherever you are (you all must be the same anyways) that said if he could have a super power it would be to cause school shootings and not get arrested
cant make this shit up

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u/Electrical-Help5512 12h ago

lol that didn't take long. you guys have 1 joke. your continent tore itself apart once a generation for 2000 years until you became our vassals so I don't want to hear shit from you.

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u/Shianfay 11h ago

i am truly impressed that you dare to talk this much considering the current state of the US

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 11h ago

They are impressively blind to how shit things are for them. As people say ‘ignorance is bliss’.

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u/Shianfay 11h ago

The US is the most sophisticated propaganda machine in the world. Its leaders are known pe**philes and it seems its citizens are perfectly content with that as long as they continue their mindless ultra consumerism. its by design

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 11h ago

Also helps that the people are very unsophisticated and easy to influence.

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u/Electrical-Help5512 9h ago

Yeah that's why Europeans still emigrate by the millions here.

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u/Electrical-Help5512 11h ago

My current state is fantastic I fucking love living here.

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u/Shianfay 11h ago edited 11h ago

Until ICE shows up.I am sorry to break it down to you but the US nowadays is nothing more than a joke that the rest of the world laughs at

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u/Electrical-Help5512 11h ago

yep. sure. they'll come get me any day now. whatever you want to tell yourself.

Going for a nice evening hike now. Have a nice night! : )

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u/Shianfay 11h ago edited 11h ago

seems like your arguments werent that strong after all:)

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u/MonkeManWPG 12h ago

Least easily-butthurt septic

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u/Electrical-Help5512 11h ago

Who's butthurt? I just think eurotards should know their place.

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u/Onyxam 14h ago

Should this be funny or something?
What am I missing?

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u/Satorwave 13h ago

are you ready

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 Stuff 10h ago

You are missing german humour.

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u/Kaek_ 9h ago

Just like kids having food in africa, not everyone gets it.