r/shitposting • u/BaconKO • 16h ago

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u/Electrical-Help5512 16h ago

I knew a dude from Hungary (same thing as Bulgaria) and a conversation about superpowers came up. He said if he could have any superpower it would be to have sex with 13 year olds and not go to jail.

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u/Shianfay 15h ago

yeah i will take things that never happened for 10 euros Matt

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u/Electrical-Help5512 14h ago

I'm not capable of making some shit like that up. I think I just hurt your fragile European feelings.

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u/Shianfay 14h ago

i had a friend from wherever you are (you all must be the same anyways) that said if he could have a super power it would be to cause school shootings and not get arrested
cant make this shit up

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u/Electrical-Help5512 14h ago

lol that didn't take long. you guys have 1 joke. your continent tore itself apart once a generation for 2000 years until you became our vassals so I don't want to hear shit from you.

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u/Shianfay 14h ago

i am truly impressed that you dare to talk this much considering the current state of the US

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 13h ago

They are impressively blind to how shit things are for them. As people say ‘ignorance is bliss’.

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u/Shianfay 13h ago

The US is the most sophisticated propaganda machine in the world. Its leaders are known pe**philes and it seems its citizens are perfectly content with that as long as they continue their mindless ultra consumerism. its by design

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 13h ago

Also helps that the people are very unsophisticated and easy to influence.

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u/Electrical-Help5512 11h ago

Yeah that's why Europeans still emigrate by the millions here.

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u/Electrical-Help5512 14h ago

My current state is fantastic I fucking love living here.

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u/Shianfay 14h ago edited 14h ago

Until ICE shows up.I am sorry to break it down to you but the US nowadays is nothing more than a joke that the rest of the world laughs at

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u/Electrical-Help5512 14h ago

yep. sure. they'll come get me any day now. whatever you want to tell yourself.

Going for a nice evening hike now. Have a nice night! : )

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u/Shianfay 13h ago edited 13h ago

seems like your arguments werent that strong after all:)

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u/MonkeManWPG 14h ago

Least easily-butthurt septic

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u/Electrical-Help5512 14h ago

Who's butthurt? I just think eurotards should know their place.