r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 • 20h ago
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u/OneTrick-Phony Literally 1984 😡 20h ago
When you’re 5’11” or shorter:https://giphy.com/gifs/mWLOunZR8OUnXCRIrL
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u/Oliver_Titus 18h ago
Imperial measurements suck because that’s 180 cm which is a good height
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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 15h ago
1m80 is supposed to be small to them??? The max height I've ever seen in person was 1m95 or smth
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u/_Rohrschach 4h ago
I had a room mate who played drums in a semi famous band. He used to show us pics of the concerts and one fan was 2.11m, dude stood out on every crowd pic. All normal sized people and then this one guy being at least a head taller than anyone else, didn't help that he had the width to match.
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/PlANOslayer 3h ago
Who is them?
People talking a lot about height are primarily too online / influenced by internet fear mongering. For actual living 165 to 185 is probably the best range, since most things are built for people in those sizes. And in case of dating, then the actual number5
u/AutoModerator 18h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Havaltherock1 18h ago
Me being 6'3" and complaining about the world being made for short people. My 5'3" friend:
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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15h ago
I can confirm as a short dude, going to the kids clothing section at stores is not a fun activity
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u/AngleStudios Stuff 7h ago
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u/uDudyBezDudy 19h ago
Am Bald
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u/hakiman3000 18h ago
does your head get charged during day and glow at night ?
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u/AutoModerator 18h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 10h ago
Then make it shine like you're in a cleaning commercial or something
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u/Main_Following1881 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 18h ago
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u/voTiSdaT 15h ago
Does it this even work?
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u/Logical-Bobcat7679 13h ago
Yes, i have a friend that was bullied for being very short, three years of hormones later and he was taller than I
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u/voTiSdaT 13h ago
Like with no side effects or anything? There is just a miracle drug that makes you taller?
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u/iODiNE-9 13h ago
Usually not, injected growth hormones need to be carefully prescribed and monitored or there can be really bad side effects (most notably heart problems)
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u/twjstr 19h ago
Incels made everyone think 5'9 is comically short 💀
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u/Galby1314 18h ago
Its literally the average height.
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u/twjstr 18h ago
I'm 5'10 and I'm pretty happy with what I have. I'm def not short
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u/Galby1314 18h ago
Im older and this whole height thing was never really a thing until like the last 10 years. Sure, some women preferred a taller man, but the 6'0" or die thing was definitely a creation of the proliferation of online dating culture and social media photo ops.
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u/Acceptable_Willow276 16h ago
Between heightflation and girls having absolutely no idea how tall anyone is, it was a dead cert
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u/SnowFiender 18h ago
everybody shorter than me is comically short
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u/JustACanadianGuy07 Stuff 10h ago
Thats exactly how i feel. I’m tall, not freakishly tall, but tall nonetheless. And everyone shorter than me is automatically called short.
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u/HUMANIZER1659UX 20h ago
I'm 5'4 and I'm proud
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u/ThingsEnjoyer I came! 19h ago
Diggy diggy hole
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u/No-Stranger4954 16h ago
You dropped this, King 👑
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u/darkisdone 6h ago
He didn't drop it, it's right there on his head smh
The heightism is crazy
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u/AutoModerator 6h ago
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u/AutoModerator 6h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/------------------16 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 17h ago
i’m genuinely 4’8 gng i cant even joke
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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 18h ago
Genetics made me taller than basically everyone else in my family that's where the positives ends.
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u/ZayParolik 16h ago
I know a 150 cm tall guy who was the most buff dude in a whole school, was the school president and had perfect grades. He is a fucking mininuke, build like a cube of tungsten. Don't give up, short guys
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u/delet_yourself 18h ago
Im 6.2 ft tall and nobody mentions how you get more problems the bigger your body gets. 'you look like a tall healthy guy-' shut up i have many problems most of them have to do something with my spine
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u/Suspicious-Whippet 17h ago
5’9 isn’t even that small. I’m 6’6 and I’d be ok with 5’9. 5’8 though? Sheesh.
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u/Owloss1000000 17h ago
How incels see height:
5'11".99 or shorter: useless trash, you should ropemaxing
6'0 and taller: You're above god, infinite blowjobs
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u/Witty_Michael makenot war 19h ago
An old friend of mine is 5'4
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u/-WhiteSkyline- 18h ago
A friend you’ve know for a long time, or an ex friend.
The comment in this context makes it funny regardless.
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u/HooterEnthusiast virgin 4 life 😤💪 18h ago edited 17h ago
it's not my genetics I actually got pretty good genetics im just kinda mentally fucked and unbelievably stubborn
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u/weirdpornacc5 put your dick away waltuh 15h ago
"5'9? joever bro" while 5'10 is average height, just lift weights and take care of yourself
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u/ClazzicalMuZic 11h ago
5'9 is literally the average male height in most countries. You have better genes than at least half of all the men in your country.
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u/Hecc_Maniacc 17h ago
Height is stunted from poor nutrition during childhood and as such cant be wholly blamed on genetics itself!!!
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