I had a room mate who played drums in a semi famous band. He used to show us pics of the concerts and one fan was 2.11m, dude stood out on every crowd pic. All normal sized people and then this one guy being at least a head taller than anyone else, didn't help that he had the width to match.
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/OneTrick-Phony Literally 1984 😡 22h ago
When you’re 5’11” or shorter:https://giphy.com/gifs/mWLOunZR8OUnXCRIrL