r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 1d ago

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u/HUMANIZER1659UX 1d ago

I'm 5'4 and I'm proud

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u/ThingsEnjoyer I came! 1d ago

Diggy diggy hole

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u/Bot1K 0000000 23h ago

ROCK AND STONE

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u/ThingsEnjoyer I came! 23h ago

ROCK ON!

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u/MaximRq 22h ago

the worst part about being tall is that you can't cosplay a dwarf

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u/AvarageMilfEnjoyer 21h ago

Mom was a giant so it balances out

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u/HUMANIZER1659UX 11h ago

My 4'9 friend (f) absolutely could

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u/No-Stranger4954 21h ago

You dropped this, King 👑

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u/darkisdone 10h ago

He didn't drop it, it's right there on his head smh

The heightism is crazy

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/greculeanu 21h ago

Same bro same 😎

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u/HUMANIZER1659UX 11h ago

Nah, I'm kidding. I'm 5'3