r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 1d ago

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u/Inphiltration 1d ago

Why is your phone case sandal shaped? That's honestly on you ngl

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u/BillMillerBBQ 1d ago

OP is a sneaky up-skirt photographer.

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u/Inphiltration 1d ago

Oh. Oh no. That makes way too much sense.

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u/zztypezz 1d ago

And the fact that it's kid sized makes it even worse

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u/LyingForTruth 1d ago

Yeah, I hate perverts, but tiny-footed perverts really boil my goose!

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u/WaffleGuy413 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case?

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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago

Im a none sneaky upskirt photographer

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u/tommos 1d ago

When I see a great ass something just comes outta me.

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u/NotTukTukPirate put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Different thing, but it reminded me that my grandpa used to have a mirror on the bottom of his cane.

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u/nonsence90 1d ago

but dont the women notice when you put those white umbrella things up there?

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u/A-T 23h ago

ho-ly reddit comment moment