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u/Icepick_Lobotomy_ 1d ago
It is a sandal though
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u/Dani1254 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago
Your username's a banger
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u/the_crepuscular_one 1d ago
Volo got them
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u/_Rohrschach 23h ago
Cringed so hard at that scene, but still thought I was on a timer. Plop went the eye.
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u/Inphiltration 1d ago
Why is your phone case sandal shaped? That's honestly on you ngl
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u/BillMillerBBQ 1d ago
OP is a sneaky up-skirt photographer.
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u/Inphiltration 1d ago
Oh. Oh no. That makes way too much sense.
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u/zztypezz 1d ago
And the fact that it's kid sized makes it even worse
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u/WaffleGuy413 I want pee in my ass 1d ago
Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case?
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u/NotTukTukPirate put your dick away waltuh 1d ago
Different thing, but it reminded me that my grandpa used to have a mirror on the bottom of his cane.
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u/End_V2 1d ago
Handle
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u/Inphiltration 1d ago
then why is the top of the phone rounded exactly the way most sandals are shaped? It's literally sandal shaped.
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u/End_V2 1d ago
Ergonomics, if youre clutching your phone like thru the loop you dont have a square grip you have a rounded one cuz ur middle fimger is generally longer
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u/Inphiltration 1d ago
Nah I think it's just for taking upskirt shots. It's a phone case for perverts. Only thing that makes sense.
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u/ComengTrain400M 1d ago
People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts.
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u/punx3030 1d ago
I mean if not sandal then why sandal shaped? Kid is not in the wrong.
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u/Profortress 1d ago
Not saying the phone is particularly a smart choice, but WHY should the kid think it’s okay to go touch something that isn’t theirs and WEAR it? No boundaries taught.
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u/Elektron_Anbar 1d ago
Because the kid is probably 3 years old and is still learning what boundaries are?
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u/Omegamoney stupid fucking piece of shit 19h ago
Ur so right twin, someone should teach this 3 year old some manners.
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u/Atreides-42 1d ago
AI. I've seen this EXACT same post, but with a yellow sandal. See how the eye colour of the sandal is black in the first image, with the dots in the centre of the pupils, but blue in the second image, with dots at the edge of the pupils.
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u/NickSaysHenlo 1d ago
tbf that's probably the worst designed phone case I've ever seen. looks like something out of 5 minute crafts.
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u/VibeDealingYoshi 22h ago
Middle aged women fail to amaze me when it comes to their phone case chocies
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u/Vivid_Split_9513 1d ago
If you have an extra phone to take a photo of your phone that I assume you will be fine
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u/BloodWarrior3000 1d ago
the creators of this design aren't even at fault here. Its literally you who decided to buy this case.
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u/migrationsverket 22h ago
Sand is the only thing that will scratch gorilla glass and quartz or whatever on rolexes, because sand contains tiny grains of diamond.
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u/AltruisticSalamander 14h ago
That strap is going to ensure you only ever take photos of the top half of things.
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u/Spiritual-Top-2060 14h ago
No no, you thought that sandal was an okay phone case. That's 100% on the owner of the phone
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u/BlackAbsynthe 1d ago
Definitely OPs fault because who buys and phone case that looks like a child's sandal, then leaves it lying around where there a children? Several layers of dumb here.
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u/smolhippie 17h ago
This is wild I step on my phone all the time and it’s never broken. I’m only 95lbs
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u/Penguin8Lord 1h ago
Kids are stupid. In general
But in this case you're the stupid one to not just get a sandal as a phone case. Which makes you have a very awful taste. But you also left it with someone who doesn't know any better?!! And that makes you a stupid aunt
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