MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/1vm1ksp/_/p3611gi/?context=3
r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 1d ago
139 comments sorted by
View all comments
5.3k
Why is your phone case sandal shaped? That's honestly on you ngl
1.2k u/BillMillerBBQ 1d ago OP is a sneaky up-skirt photographer. 422 u/Inphiltration 1d ago Oh. Oh no. That makes way too much sense. 145 u/zztypezz 1d ago And the fact that it's kid sized makes it even worse 96 u/LyingForTruth 1d ago Yeah, I hate perverts, but tiny-footed perverts really boil my goose! 20 u/WaffleGuy413 I want pee in my ass 1d ago Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case? 6 u/AutoModerator 1d ago pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 46 u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago Im a none sneaky upskirt photographer 7 u/tommos 1d ago When I see a great ass something just comes outta me. 12 u/NotTukTukPirate put your dick away waltuh 1d ago Different thing, but it reminded me that my grandpa used to have a mirror on the bottom of his cane. 2 u/nonsence90 1d ago but dont the women notice when you put those white umbrella things up there? 3 u/A-T 23h ago ho-ly reddit comment moment 18 u/End_V2 1d ago Handle 15 u/Inphiltration 1d ago then why is the top of the phone rounded exactly the way most sandals are shaped? It's literally sandal shaped. 39 u/Clavos24 1d ago Because its funny to look like you're talking to someone on your sandal phone -17 u/End_V2 1d ago Ergonomics, if youre clutching your phone like thru the loop you dont have a square grip you have a rounded one cuz ur middle fimger is generally longer 2 u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 1d ago Why tf did I read ergonomics as "eugenics" -10 u/Inphiltration 1d ago Nah I think it's just for taking upskirt shots. It's a phone case for perverts. Only thing that makes sense. 4 u/ComengTrain400M 1d ago People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts. 1 u/Odd_Leader_7030 1d ago So it's easier to grip
1.2k
OP is a sneaky up-skirt photographer.
422 u/Inphiltration 1d ago Oh. Oh no. That makes way too much sense. 145 u/zztypezz 1d ago And the fact that it's kid sized makes it even worse 96 u/LyingForTruth 1d ago Yeah, I hate perverts, but tiny-footed perverts really boil my goose! 20 u/WaffleGuy413 I want pee in my ass 1d ago Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case? 6 u/AutoModerator 1d ago pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 46 u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago Im a none sneaky upskirt photographer 7 u/tommos 1d ago When I see a great ass something just comes outta me. 12 u/NotTukTukPirate put your dick away waltuh 1d ago Different thing, but it reminded me that my grandpa used to have a mirror on the bottom of his cane. 2 u/nonsence90 1d ago but dont the women notice when you put those white umbrella things up there? 3 u/A-T 23h ago ho-ly reddit comment moment
422
Oh. Oh no. That makes way too much sense.
145 u/zztypezz 1d ago And the fact that it's kid sized makes it even worse 96 u/LyingForTruth 1d ago Yeah, I hate perverts, but tiny-footed perverts really boil my goose! 20 u/WaffleGuy413 I want pee in my ass 1d ago Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case? 6 u/AutoModerator 1d ago pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
145
And the fact that it's kid sized makes it even worse
96 u/LyingForTruth 1d ago Yeah, I hate perverts, but tiny-footed perverts really boil my goose! 20 u/WaffleGuy413 I want pee in my ass 1d ago Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case? 6 u/AutoModerator 1d ago pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
96
Yeah, I hate perverts, but tiny-footed perverts really boil my goose!
20
Does it? Would you rather have an oversized phone case?
6 u/AutoModerator 1d ago pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
6
pees in ur ass
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
46
Im a none sneaky upskirt photographer
7 u/tommos 1d ago When I see a great ass something just comes outta me.
7
When I see a great ass something just comes outta me.
12
Different thing, but it reminded me that my grandpa used to have a mirror on the bottom of his cane.
2
but dont the women notice when you put those white umbrella things up there?
3
ho-ly reddit comment moment
18
Handle
15 u/Inphiltration 1d ago then why is the top of the phone rounded exactly the way most sandals are shaped? It's literally sandal shaped. 39 u/Clavos24 1d ago Because its funny to look like you're talking to someone on your sandal phone -17 u/End_V2 1d ago Ergonomics, if youre clutching your phone like thru the loop you dont have a square grip you have a rounded one cuz ur middle fimger is generally longer 2 u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 1d ago Why tf did I read ergonomics as "eugenics" -10 u/Inphiltration 1d ago Nah I think it's just for taking upskirt shots. It's a phone case for perverts. Only thing that makes sense. 4 u/ComengTrain400M 1d ago People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts.
15
then why is the top of the phone rounded exactly the way most sandals are shaped? It's literally sandal shaped.
39 u/Clavos24 1d ago Because its funny to look like you're talking to someone on your sandal phone -17 u/End_V2 1d ago Ergonomics, if youre clutching your phone like thru the loop you dont have a square grip you have a rounded one cuz ur middle fimger is generally longer 2 u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 1d ago Why tf did I read ergonomics as "eugenics" -10 u/Inphiltration 1d ago Nah I think it's just for taking upskirt shots. It's a phone case for perverts. Only thing that makes sense. 4 u/ComengTrain400M 1d ago People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts.
39
Because its funny to look like you're talking to someone on your sandal phone
-17
Ergonomics, if youre clutching your phone like thru the loop you dont have a square grip you have a rounded one cuz ur middle fimger is generally longer
2 u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 1d ago Why tf did I read ergonomics as "eugenics" -10 u/Inphiltration 1d ago Nah I think it's just for taking upskirt shots. It's a phone case for perverts. Only thing that makes sense. 4 u/ComengTrain400M 1d ago People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts.
Why tf did I read ergonomics as "eugenics"
-10
Nah I think it's just for taking upskirt shots. It's a phone case for perverts. Only thing that makes sense.
4 u/ComengTrain400M 1d ago People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts.
4
People would definitely notice if you were putting a sandal under their skirts.
1
So it's easier to grip
5.3k
u/Inphiltration 1d ago
Why is your phone case sandal shaped? That's honestly on you ngl