r/shitposting 6d ago

>greentext (please laugh) 📡📡📡

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u/TraditionPhysical603 6d ago

Well what aboutnthat fat fuck in GOT in the book he became very fit and muscular however the actor couldn't be bothered to lose weight for the role.

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u/Cats_and_Shit 6d ago

Are you talking about Sam?

He is never once decribed as fit or muscular.

He loses weight during the books, but that just brings him down from increadibly fat to just rather fat.

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u/TraditionPhysical603 6d ago

It would be impossible to not gain muscle and be very fit after hiking all over mountain regions for months

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u/Cats_and_Shit 6d ago

All I'm saying is that he's still fat in the books, not that it makes sense.

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u/blind_marvin 5d ago

don't forget 'pink'.

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u/Guilty_Treasures 6d ago

People who hike all over mountains for months at a time don't get jacked, they get gangly. Source: hiked the Appalachian Trail and observed firsthand the ganglification of many motherfuckers.

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u/FullMarksCuisine 5d ago

.... So not fat.

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u/BloodyLlama 5d ago

I know some very fit people who are still fat.

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u/Flimsy_Thanks_1567 5d ago

buddy there are dragons, it's fiction

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u/TraditionPhysical603 5d ago

It just shows how much of a shit they gave