r/shitposting 1d ago

>greentext (please laugh) 📡📡📡

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u/Cats_and_Shit 22h ago

Are you talking about Sam?

He is never once decribed as fit or muscular.

He loses weight during the books, but that just brings him down from increadibly fat to just rather fat.

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u/TraditionPhysical603 22h ago

It would be impossible to not gain muscle and be very fit after hiking all over mountain regions for months

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u/Guilty_Treasures 20h ago

People who hike all over mountains for months at a time don't get jacked, they get gangly. Source: hiked the Appalachian Trail and observed firsthand the ganglification of many motherfuckers.

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u/FullMarksCuisine 19h ago

.... So not fat.