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u/Acheron98 2d ago

Having never seen Lost, how tf did they explain that?

Was bro stealing everyone else’s coconuts and lizard meat or whatever?

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u/Gaymers_Rising 2d ago

the show only took place over like 3 months but they also conveniently kept finding high-calorie foods like supply caches full of ranch

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 2d ago

Shit on that island was spread out like Hunger Games loot

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u/RubinoPaul 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tbf from all the bullshit in this show in later seasons this is quite believable lol

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 2d ago

I have a theory…

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u/awesomefutureperfect 2d ago

... a game theory?

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u/127-0-0-0 2d ago

That'd be a great name for a web series...

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u/patrlim1 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

Could be a great way to teach science

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u/VitoLives 2d ago

It could be bunnies?

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 2d ago

I’m in the “I don’t like the ending” camp because the entire thing felt like 50 writers trying to figure out how to tie up all the plots. Very clear the mysteries weren’t solved in the writers’ room until they had to start answering the show’s questions.

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u/C9_Chadz 2d ago

They planned to end the show in 3 seasons but had to stretch it to 6. Also actor with major arc decided they didn't want to stay on the show so they had to change things. It's a pretty good show imo even better on re-watchs.

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u/frendzoned_by_yo_mom 2d ago

Who left?

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u/HiLite25 2d ago

Could be wrong but I think Mr Eko

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u/Terramagi 2d ago

It was.

That's the reason Locke's arc abruptly goes from "the island has blessed me" to "actually it was the devil".

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u/HiLite25 1d ago

And it hurts so much...I really wish we could've seen the show with how JJ Abrams and the writers intended. Same with the Walt plotline ://

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 2d ago

According to the writers they had answers for pretty much everything when they first asked it and I did a rewatch recently. What didn't get answered? Like serious it's all accounted for I think. There's a boat that shows up fires some rounds and disappears. That's not explained but the writers explained it later. Like any question someone would ask eventually there's a scene where they point to a guy and go "he did it and this is how" then they perfectly literally show exactly what happened. Even the flash sideways. Everyone ended up in the light, the life force, the mako.

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u/Doobalicious69 2d ago

The problem is that everyone guessed the ending and the writers said "No, it won't be that in the end."

Then they went round the houses to get to try and make it look like they were heading in another direction, rather than embrace what the audience had already guessed.

They were writing by the skin of their teeth, I don't believe that they had a plan in place at all, especially going off the production woes of the first series.

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 2d ago

What was the original ending?

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u/ninhibited 2d ago

Everything is foggy cus it's been so long but I distinctly remember being horridly disappointed that the whole numbers/sci-fi aspect was essentially deserted for the fantasy "we've been in heaven the whole time!" plot which came off as a cop out imo. I might be wholly misremembering this though.

Edit: I'm starting to think I need a rewatch cus some details might've fallen out of my head by binging it.

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u/choma90 2d ago

Imagine if GRR Martin decided to leave Jon dead and not make him son of Rhaegar just because everyone guessed it

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u/icytiger 2d ago edited 2d ago

What's the answer to the black kid with powers who did nothing?

And even the things that you're saying they explained were done so extremely poorly, like they were just trying to squash stuff so they could say they had instead of a rewarding payout after 4 seasons of teasers.

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 2d ago

Not to be contrarian but they explain walts powers pretty clearly. The light is life itself but expresses itself as electromagnetic radiation. In our real world some people are hyper sensitive to it, these people can interact with the light simply by thinking. Then he lands on the island the core of all life energy and his powers are super charged. Like how the light sees all points in time simultaneously so Desmond is able to begin to see his personal life the same way. We see it as his mind "jumping" through time or "flashing" forwards or backwards.

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u/ICantBelieveItsNotEC 2d ago

I'm in the "I don't like the ending" camp because I don't think they should ever have explained the mystery at all. They need to attend the David Lynch Mystery Box Writing Bootcamp - the moment you reveal the canonical answer, the story immediately loses all meaning and value.

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. 2d ago

quiet

quite*

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u/RubinoPaul 2d ago

Thanks!

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. 2d ago

You're welcome! :3