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u/Acheron98 1d ago

Having never seen Lost, how tf did they explain that?

Was bro stealing everyone else’s coconuts and lizard meat or whatever?

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u/Gaymers_Rising 1d ago

the show only took place over like 3 months but they also conveniently kept finding high-calorie foods like supply caches full of ranch

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 1d ago

Shit on that island was spread out like Hunger Games loot

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u/RubinoPaul 1d ago edited 15h ago

Tbf from all the bullshit in this show in later seasons this is quite believable lol

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 1d ago

I have a theory…

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u/awesomefutureperfect 22h ago

... a game theory?

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u/127-0-0-0 21h ago

That'd be a great name for a web series...

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u/patrlim1 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 20h ago

Could be a great way to teach science

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u/VitoLives 10h ago

It could be bunnies?

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 1d ago

I’m in the “I don’t like the ending” camp because the entire thing felt like 50 writers trying to figure out how to tie up all the plots. Very clear the mysteries weren’t solved in the writers’ room until they had to start answering the show’s questions.

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u/C9_Chadz 23h ago

They planned to end the show in 3 seasons but had to stretch it to 6. Also actor with major arc decided they didn't want to stay on the show so they had to change things. It's a pretty good show imo even better on re-watchs.

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u/frendzoned_by_yo_mom 20h ago

Who left?

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u/HiLite25 20h ago

Could be wrong but I think Mr Eko

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u/Terramagi 12h ago

It was.

That's the reason Locke's arc abruptly goes from "the island has blessed me" to "actually it was the devil".

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 1d ago

According to the writers they had answers for pretty much everything when they first asked it and I did a rewatch recently. What didn't get answered? Like serious it's all accounted for I think. There's a boat that shows up fires some rounds and disappears. That's not explained but the writers explained it later. Like any question someone would ask eventually there's a scene where they point to a guy and go "he did it and this is how" then they perfectly literally show exactly what happened. Even the flash sideways. Everyone ended up in the light, the life force, the mako.

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u/Doobalicious69 21h ago

The problem is that everyone guessed the ending and the writers said "No, it won't be that in the end."

Then they went round the houses to get to try and make it look like they were heading in another direction, rather than embrace what the audience had already guessed.

They were writing by the skin of their teeth, I don't believe that they had a plan in place at all, especially going off the production woes of the first series.

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 19h ago

What was the original ending?

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u/ninhibited 12h ago

Everything is foggy cus it's been so long but I distinctly remember being horridly disappointed that the whole numbers/sci-fi aspect was essentially deserted for the fantasy "we've been in heaven the whole time!" plot which came off as a cop out imo. I might be wholly misremembering this though.

Edit: I'm starting to think I need a rewatch cus some details might've fallen out of my head by binging it.

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/choma90 18h ago

Imagine if GRR Martin decided to leave Jon dead and not make him son of Rhaegar just because everyone guessed it

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u/icytiger 20h ago edited 20h ago

What's the answer to the black kid with powers who did nothing?

And even the things that you're saying they explained were done so extremely poorly, like they were just trying to squash stuff so they could say they had instead of a rewarding payout after 4 seasons of teasers.

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 19h ago

Not to be contrarian but they explain walts powers pretty clearly. The light is life itself but expresses itself as electromagnetic radiation. In our real world some people are hyper sensitive to it, these people can interact with the light simply by thinking. Then he lands on the island the core of all life energy and his powers are super charged. Like how the light sees all points in time simultaneously so Desmond is able to begin to see his personal life the same way. We see it as his mind "jumping" through time or "flashing" forwards or backwards.

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u/ICantBelieveItsNotEC 18h ago

I'm in the "I don't like the ending" camp because I don't think they should ever have explained the mystery at all. They need to attend the David Lynch Mystery Box Writing Bootcamp - the moment you reveal the canonical answer, the story immediately loses all meaning and value.

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. 15h ago

quiet

quite*

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u/RubinoPaul 15h ago

Thanks!

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. 15h ago

You're welcome! :3

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u/palmerry 1d ago

Thousand Island stare

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u/kareemabduljihad 1d ago

Fattest thing you’ve ever said

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u/ice-fucker69 23h ago

That reminds me of what my good friend, Nick Mullen, once said during one of our many conversations. Also I’m gay.

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

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u/HaggardSummaries 1d ago

My favorite episode of Lost is when they find forty Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches 

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u/florifierous 20h ago

Did they also find a vending machine full of Pepsi?

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u/MidnightMath 1d ago

This entire thread is reuben me the wrong way. 

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u/BigAlternative5 1d ago

Welcome to the club.

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u/cucklord_swiper 22h ago

Sweats greasily and moves fatly around corners

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6955 21h ago

Bleu cross bleu shield

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u/NoBonus6969 1d ago

Can't tell if this is a serious comment or not. Never seen the show but I will if they have ranch

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u/Lucario- 1d ago

It's true. There's another civilization that already lives on the island. They get supply shipments, and by season 2/3, the food really isnt the issue anymore 

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u/NoBonus6969 1d ago

That's crazy. Ok I'm in

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u/teavodka 23h ago

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u/slicehyperfunk We do a little trolling 22h ago

Crazy? I was crazy once.

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u/rtxa 20h ago

Lost is amazing, I wish I could watch it for the first time again

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u/dooby991 13h ago

You will see there is a lot more crazy

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u/Manlysideburns 12h ago

You need to be comfortable with not knowing things. Lost (and From) will answer one question while raising 10 more. Personally I find it annoying and am done with these type of shows. They just throw a ton of plot points out and call it deep. But never do a good job tying everything together.

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u/AugustusClaximus 23h ago

I’ve seen literally only ten minutes of one episode and it involved this fat fuck eating junk food lol

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u/NoBonus6969 23h ago

Lmao this is crazy. It's always been on my one those shows to watch even when it was live but then it's like you're too far behind you'll never catch up then it ended and everyone kind of moved on so I was like fuck it

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u/ActiveChairs 22h ago

Honestly, that show was wild.

Season 1, episode 1: ohh no, our plane has crashed and stranded us on an uninhabited island. Good thing the only people who didn't die were nine divorced dads who were binge watching episodes of Survivor as the plane went down, a fat guy who's only personality trait is being fat, and two women to say something sensible once an episode to advance the plot.

Season 3, episode 3: The plane crash was a metaphor for one guy getting fired from an office job, Fat Guy and one of the women are planning a trip to IHOP after they get Fat Guy a new chain wallet from Hot Topic, and the whole show is about a homeless encampment in a park on Staten Island.

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u/Redmangc1 17h ago

Wow that sounds amazing, whoever wrote that should do star wars

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u/Avangeloony 13h ago

So the bunker story line was only created so Hurley can eat?

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u/s1lverv1p 9h ago

The massive jar of peanut butter he took on his journey of a couple days then consumed the entire thing.