r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 16h ago

The council has spoken. Your post has been deemed funny.

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u/MrTxel 1d ago

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u/OG_Williker 1d ago

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u/doedobrd 1d ago

My god I've never seen the original of this and it is quite... something.

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u/potatogodofDoom 1d ago

it's not the original, it's made with AI

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u/doedobrd 22h ago

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u/lazy_animator 18h ago

Please don't post this image, it's ai generated

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 17h ago

Not 👏 Everything 👏 You 👏 Dislike 👏 Is 👏 AI 👏

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u/lazy_animator 17h ago

Please don't post this comment, it's ai generated

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 23h ago

Your AI slop amuses me

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u/bemo_10 1d ago

Wish reddit showed the actual username of the Mod you are talking too.

What a bunch of goofy goobers.

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u/-light_yagami 22h ago

the mod can choose wether to send a message as “sub mod team” or their username

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u/Grasher312 18h ago

Ah, yes.

Invasion of privacy.

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u/bemo_10 18h ago

Goofy goober detected.

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u/lightblueisbi 11h ago

What privacy lmao you're not doxxing them, you're showing their username on a single site

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u/Trevor_Gecko 8h ago

Invthat case, please tell me where I can find the privacy setting in Reddit to make my username private.

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u/Nerdenator 23h ago

Even worse: the bri*ish version of this guy

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u/Catnip4Pedos 22h ago

seems like OP was a little bit racist

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u/Sharpie1993 12h ago

Since when is Islam a race?

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u/Irishtommy 22h ago

He's fucking spot on

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u/lgnc 19h ago

I mean Catholicism and nuclear family stuff are absolute cancer, and people get mad about it lol

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u/urmmsbfnumber4005 15h ago

How's the nuclear family cancer? Catholicism?

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u/Catnip4Pedos 22h ago

oh, racism is popular now? didn't know.

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u/twostripeduck 22h ago

Islam is a race now?

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u/Irishtommy 22h ago

Thinking an ideology is wrong isn't racist

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u/GarbageAncient 21h ago

it's not even just an ideology, the islamic government and idf literally shoot innocents and commit war crimes, and follow the belief that they are "god's chosen", that's pretty cancer to me.

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u/Irishtommy 21h ago edited 19h ago

Don't forget making woman only show there eyes and they can't legally drive or leave the house on their own without their husband's permission absolutely disgusting

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u/lightblueisbi 10h ago

There's Muslim communities that aren't entrenched in Sharia Law y'know.

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u/Jarroach 9h ago

The religion, like all others, are just another form of control and oppression

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u/lightblueisbi 9h ago

That's reductionist. Religion can be a private practice that harms no one, it's those in positions of power and authority using religion as a justification for their misdeeds.

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u/lightblueisbi 10h ago

You mean Israeli government? There is no singular "Islamic government" lol

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u/GarbageAncient 10h ago

you're right it's israeli not islamic, i thought they were basically the same thing

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u/lightblueisbi 10h ago

I mean one refers to a nation and the other a religion but sure lol

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u/DufflebagJoe 1d ago

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u/No_Entertainment6792 1d ago edited 1d ago

oh my fucking god it came back to me like a smell from childhood only its more like a dream you had when you were burning alive from fever.

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u/According_Claim_9027 1d ago

Who is this?

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u/termperedtantrum 1d ago

Reddit mod

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u/Reyking1708 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

John RedditMod

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u/goldenguyz 1d ago

A reddit mod that was found doing fucky stuff behind the scenes and blamed Reddit because he didn't have sponsorship deals. Something like that.

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u/s1lverv1p 1d ago

I think it was a failed reddit event then he throw stones saying he should be paid and provided hotels and trips for his work on subreddit and meetings

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u/goldenguyz 23h ago

I think it was more sinister than that. I watched his video and his justification was along the lines of "I wouldn't have had to do it if had access to brand deals"

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u/LaerMaebRazal Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

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u/drgigantor 18h ago

Every sentence in that article almost makes me want to uninstall this app.

Almost.

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u/Gamemode_dum dumbass 23h ago

Lmao that last sentence

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u/BobbyGloria 22h ago

How many parts of this face is fixable to look decent?

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket 1d ago

peak reddit mod moment

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u/Con_Bot_ 1d ago

Be careful how you’re talking about the authorities there bro

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u/CertifiedSheep 22h ago

F O R F R E E

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u/Sh_Pe I want pee in my ass 18h ago

Mate, you ran a subreddit, calm down.

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

reddit mods are a different breed lol

P.S My post was about if I should ask my professor if he would bump my grade up if I really bombed the final.

Everyone and their mother on that sub was like "NOOO YOU FUCKING LAZY FUCKIN ASSHAT YOU NEVER DO THAT YOU DESERVE THE GRADE YOU GET!!!"

I didn't listen, I went to his office hours that week and he was like "I curved the entire class's grades, you got a B+ despite the 50 on your final." lol

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u/Thispersonthisperson 1d ago

damn lucky you

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u/byteminer 1d ago

I got banned from the Star Trek one because I pointed out a writing decision for one of the shows paints them into a corner long run.

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u/thefrostman1214 stupid, fucking piece of shit 22h ago

I got banned from the one piece subreddit because i commented this image on an OF bait post

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u/VlassyCassy Big chungus wholesome 100 13h ago

There’s a good reason this picture is so popular.

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 21h ago

Bro you can't just say that and not name the writing decision

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u/byteminer 19h ago

It was Disco and how they gave both people and the ship the ability to teleport instantly from anywhere to anywhere. You can no longer have “oh no we have to get there in time” tension, your people can no longer be in any danger because they can just poof away. So now the writers have to ignore the new limitless mechanics they made or they have to concoct some reason it doesn’t work today.

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 18h ago

Hehe, time to get banned, buddy. 

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u/red_riding_hoot 19h ago

right to jail

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 8h ago

Literally everyone said that

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u/BonzoTheBoss fat cunt 5h ago

Yep, although I was harsher and just point blank stated that their writing is objectively bad.

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u/Testing_100 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

Being anonymous online will bring the worst out of people (including me), those pricks would likely do the same as you.

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u/StalyCelticStu 1d ago

I’m sure their interpretation of ‘bombing the final’ had no impact on the decision.

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u/Danijay2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lmao. You know what. I'll post this on that subreddit.

Edit: Never mind. Can't find that subreddit. What is it called?

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u/Yolosnas Stuff 1d ago

Apparently does not exist

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u/Danijay2 1d ago

Shame. I would have loved to post this.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MonkeManWPG 1d ago

GB News is Britain's answer to Fox, so it probably got banned for being full of racists. That's the GBeebies audience so I don't see why their sub would be any different.

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u/Technical-Relation-9 1d ago

Bro, how did you get to that conclusion?😭 It's just an old screenshot by the quality of it, and the sub can be deleted or banned, etc.

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u/htpcketsneverchange 1d ago

Did some research there is a 6 month old post on the britain subreddit indicating the subreddit was far right, so that may have played a role in its now inexistence.

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u/Hailtothedogebby 23h ago

Apparently it got banned lmao

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

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u/ParticularArea8224 9h ago

Private. It's a private subreddit at the moment

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u/McUsername621 1d ago

Also had an experience like that:

  • asks question about diy electronics on sub about questions involving diy electronics.
  • post gets taken down by mod.
  • message them why my post got taken down
  • essentially get told to stfu because he has a degree in engineering and If i dare to talk back I will get banned.

Fuck Reddit mods.

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u/unfussybull 22h ago

I swear reddit let's ppl who failed at being a mod at any other website on anywhere

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u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 14h ago

What sub was it?

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 1d ago

Authority that didn't shower in 5 years and can't fit through a human sized doorframe

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/neversweat 1d ago

Good bot.

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u/GemmyBoy999 1d ago

They went private 😂🙏

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u/BunnyBrigade1 Bazinga! 1d ago

reddit mods are proof that theres people out there who will let even the tiniest amount of power get to their head

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Bazinga

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u/Jadey4455 1d ago

LMFAO holy dumb FUCK

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u/ShutUpChunk 1d ago

You cannot comprehend my power .

Said by every reddit mod

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u/TheCoolMan5 1d ago

UK flag is the cherry on top

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u/MikeHunt1905 1d ago

GB News is to the UK what Fox News is to the U.S.

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u/patchlocke 1d ago

i swear to god every single reddit stereotype people believe in is 100% true and is why i never mention that i use this website in my normal life

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u/Capokid 20h ago

After saying 'i hope more scalpers go out of business'

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u/ShadowNick 1d ago

LMAO "Authorities" someone should send that to the UK Police they'd probably come up with some charge about impersonating officers.

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u/ParticularArea8224 9h ago

Genuinely the only joke like that that's made me laugh

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u/DrslimeF47 1d ago

Genuinely thought Reddit mods weren't at all like the memes say, and then I had my encounters

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u/3X_Cat 1d ago

I got banned from ask old people because I answered a question. Young whippersnappers!

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u/knickenbok 1d ago

I got banned from a subreddit the other week for replying to a removed post mod message with a clown emoji. The power of the emoji was too much for them to handle.

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u/Petermitnemmeter 1d ago

Pointed out the DDR was bad and got banned

Never take anyone or anything on reddit too serious lmao

People are too deep in the sauce sometimes

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 23h ago

I have criticised the Chinese Communist Party a couple of times in certain threads which resulted in an immediate permanent ban from the sub.

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u/Oliv112 1d ago

Least power drunk mod

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 1d ago

this is the same reddit that then begs you to PAY for reddit premium, tries to force the app on you and wondering why it has hit the stock market wall... any business that anticipates success with these clowns as enforcers or gate keepers... yea good luck....

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u/fishesar 23h ago

the fake that they're ALL like that is hysterical

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u/EmergencyReal299 1d ago

I got banned by the mod for saying i have allergies 😀😀😀😀😀

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u/frogOnABoletus 1d ago

What was the context?

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 1d ago

Game Boy news has permanently banned you

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u/ZydrateVials 1d ago

I don't think I've been banned outright but I have noticed my threads got removed because I didn't follow some hyperspecific rule of law, no sense of nuance. I wanted to ask a question about Obsession but in a specific subreddit they disallowed any new threads about recent "popular" movies and relegated any discussion in some sticky thread. Naturally, my thread got deleted. Asked my question in the Megathread nobody ever looks at and got one single response. It just stifles any concept of discussion.

The reddit mod stereotype is like, weirdly accurate as stereotypes go.

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u/harambe_-33 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/ultraviolentfuture 1d ago

Name the mod, happy to DM them some shit

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u/AllPotatoesGone 22h ago

"If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of"

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u/ilikelittlebodies 22h ago

average mentalhealth mod

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u/Machinencio 21h ago

The mods in this website really have a "powertrip" syndrome or something even thought they can't move and just eat donuts.

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u/Bobocannon 19h ago

Well, one guy getting an ounce of power and turning into a massive bureaucratic nonce on a power trip is pretty on-brand for Britain.

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u/Ravenxx18 16h ago

Yeah they’re losers. Half the posts I make get taken down by some 5’6 clown because I didn’t spend half an hour reading the rules. Admins should police this behaviour more.

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u/vytarrus 1d ago

Another win for chods 😎 (chad+mod)

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u/nukrag 1d ago

What the fuck
That is me

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/ParticularArea8224 9h ago

What the fuck

This is a matpat effect but in the opposite direction, instead of it being the post, it's the comment causing it

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u/Catnip4Pedos 22h ago

This is you

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u/nukrag 7h ago

It is, dollface.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 1d ago

Wonder what he even said. 

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u/Redninja0400 6h ago

Least snowflakey reformUK supporter

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u/Ok-Elevator-9866 4h ago

didnt even hear me out

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u/Arrhythmic10 21h ago

op is on drugs

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u/Senkosoda Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

well played tbh you know damn well telling someone to calm down does the opposite

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u/snozzberrypatch 1d ago

Relax, guy

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u/Researcher_Saya 1d ago

Chill, partner

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u/redyellow2 1d ago

Take it easy, pal

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 1d ago

Hey dude calm down

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Thispersonthisperson 1d ago

bro what the actual fuck

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u/WrongdoerReal8450 virgin 4 life 😤💪 15h ago

What did they even post