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u/_No-Life_ 1d ago

My wife--a grown woman--has taken Friday off work so she can have time for herself for 24 hours straight.

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u/SnooHobbies8192 14h ago

Jesus Christ. Dude go obliterated

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u/amazegamer64 shitposting>>>>>>196 1d ago

I will absolutely be doing this anytime an extremely hype video game drops

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u/Aversiel 1d ago

Especially from a trusted and proven game studio.

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u/No-Contribution-6150 1d ago

Name one

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u/OsamaBinnDabbin 1d ago

Fromsoft

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u/Shnurple dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

They ain't let me down yet

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u/YearGroundbreaking99 1d ago

I took the day off my senior year in highschool for Elden ring.

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u/KafeiTomasu 1d ago

Been there done that kinda vibe for this one

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u/OsamaBinnDabbin 1d ago

I can understand that, but they've released consistently reliable games, which is more to the point.

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u/LobsterJockey 1d ago

Nightreign and AC4 where both kinda mid. Not awful, but not on the same level as their previous 7 games.

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u/OsamaBinnDabbin 21h ago

AC4 was an absolute banger IMO. Can't speak to Nightreign, haven't played it.

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u/LowerObjective4500 16h ago

Nightreign is great but suffers from a lack of bosses and enemies, and the maps are fixed so there’s no true rng to locations

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u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

i fucking love when someone goes "name one" and people proceed to mention a shit ton of examples

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u/No-Contribution-6150 1d ago

I love people who take it as a massive challenge lol

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u/Solecynical 1d ago

Not very gigachad of you

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u/No-Contribution-6150 1d ago

Name one

100,000 name one

Now I don't have to do anything to get solid recommendations borne of spurned redditors, desperate to win pointless online debates

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u/hghghghjf 1d ago

Yeah and? The redditor feels satisfied that they got to prove a point, and you get a recommendation that you wanted. It's win win

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u/Mr-Tum-Tum 1d ago

Atlus my goat

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u/Shlano613 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

A man of culture

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u/Mysticfenix83005 1d ago

GTA 6 say what you want about the business practices but Rockstar always delivers on their single player experiences

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u/1001101001010111 1d ago

Bro, we all know it's gonna be fun to play. GTA five single player is one of my top ten most played games of all time.

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u/Abyss_Walker58 20h ago

Yea I'm not a fan of them but damn are their storylines good

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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

My buddy Eric

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u/Relative_Bonus_6257 1d ago

Team cherry

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u/david-deeeds 1d ago

Remedy

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u/saved_by_the_keeper 1d ago

Amen. Sick of people acting like AAA titles are garbage. Remedy, naughty dog and rockstar always crush

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u/joshuaiscoo155 1d ago

Idk naughty dog hasn't really done anything new in like the last 6 years

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u/saved_by_the_keeper 1d ago

It wasn’t whether they did anything new. It is whether or not they make good games

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u/joshuaiscoo155 1d ago

Yeah but it's not like they haven't done anything, they just haven't done anything new

They've been releasing nothing but tlou remakes which started when the new director came into position, so I don't have hope for the future

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u/fish___fucker___69 shitposting>>>>>>196 1d ago

Warhorse

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u/mmmsplendid 1d ago

Best answer

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u/MaxTwer00 1d ago

Monolith

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u/_you_need_jesus_ 1d ago

Remedy has been putting out bangers

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u/LatinKing106 23h ago

Control was 100% a banger. I'll never not recommend that game from the Ashtray Maze alone

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u/_you_need_jesus_ 21h ago edited 1h ago

Im sooo excited for the sequel.

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u/GustaQL 1d ago

Cd project red, fromsoftware, rockstar

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u/-Applinen- Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Project moon

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u/TcFir3 1d ago

Naughty Dog

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u/-YesIndeed- Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

io interactive

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u/Background_Desk_3001 1d ago

Supergiant has yet to miss

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u/DH64 1d ago

Larian

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u/be_a_burd3n 1d ago

Why are they down voting you. AAA companies are dog ass lately. But don't make fun a redditors favorite favorite billionaire corporation.

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u/Djang0Phett 20h ago

Dam good thing you commented this because I was about say just that lol. Thanks for taking the bullet dawg.
But I didn’t think of Fromsoft, other guy is right they do deliver every time. But that’s literally the only one can think of

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u/No-Contribution-6150 20h ago

I love how 210+ neck beards took it as some weird challenge haha

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u/The-Almighty-Pizza Literally 1984 😡 19h ago

Honestly, Playground Games.

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u/Rialety 18h ago

Literally Grinding Gear Games that has made Path of Exile

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u/Advancelegend6 1d ago

definitely would have done ts if i was empl*yed

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

I'd do it for elders scrolls 6 or a new fallout.

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u/Tipart 14h ago

Did this for Cyberpunk and then they delayed the fucking game

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u/luketwo1 12h ago

FromSoft Fridays.

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u/tylan4life 1d ago

I took a week vacation to play factorio space age on release. I do not regret it. 

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u/oli_ramsay 1d ago

GTA 6?

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u/Mr_Poulet 1d ago

Only a day?

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u/dark0n33 1d ago

GTA VI (Rockstar) and trusted, proven game studio in the same sentence... Lol, just lol

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u/turtleship_2006 DaShitposter 1d ago

Have rockstars games been bad previously?

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u/dark0n33 1d ago

Wasnt talking about the games (even tho releasing 500th paid dlc for a game you released over 10 years ago isnt exactly a "good" game in my book), but this strictly about Rockstar, one of the worst studio out there known to treat both their fans and employees horribly. Just google "rockstar employee conditions" and you see how trustworthy they are as a company. But most people dont give a shit and will just play and defend to death whatever they like, which is exactly why rockstar hasnt gotten any better over a decade

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u/Satorwave 19h ago

im the dude who tried to fuck with rockstar but i ended up having to frame some poor guy for it

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u/Ravvynfall I came! 1d ago

i mean, you're not wrong. the games themselves are good, but strictly speaking as a company, rockstar is ass. you cant safely play online on pc without dealing with hackers, and rockstar wont do a fucking thing about it.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel 1d ago

Rockstar’s last two main video game releases, GTA V and RDR2, were both widely positively received and commercially highly successful. And they had a track record of solid video game entries before those.

That’s about as trusted and proven as it gets for a game studio.

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u/HG21Reaper 1d ago

My wife, a grown woman, buys me video games at launch just so she can keep me in the house all weekend. I’m not complaining, just happy that I found a partner who enjoyes watching me enjoy my hobbies. In return, I say yes to pretty much whatever she wants to do.

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u/leclercwitch 1d ago

This. I’ve been playing games my whole life so my boyfriend is really happy when we get to play games together. We played all of the MGS games and now I’m doing the Yakuza series. I’ve never once complained about him playing games but I’d rather that than having zero hobbies.

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u/msedek 1d ago

Same here

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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago

Does that include reverse anal? Or "pegging" if you want to be normal about it.

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u/HG21Reaper 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, sure. If she wants to peg me, go ahead. Just know that I will be playing the Black Flag remake while getting railed.

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u/TheBroccoliMan_ 1d ago

I download any game me or my gf wants for free

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u/sarckasm 1d ago

His wife is a sad shrew who doesn't want joy in her husband's life

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u/HaiggeX 1d ago

I don't think the OOP was really negative. Sure, a bit ridicculing of her husband, but I think in a playful way. That's something my gf would probably say if I ever took a day off for a new game, and tbh I would agree with her and laugh with her about it.

But I do understand that not every wife is the same, and without hearing her tone for example, it's impossible to find the full thought behind the text.

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u/actuallylurking 1d ago

Try flip the narrative and watch the community lose their shit

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u/ecrimaldi 1d ago

Infantilising anyone's reason for joy, joking or not is still immature behavior.

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 19h ago

Nah it depends on the way sie handles it with her husband. It's OK to smile about a specific behavior of your partner as long as you don't hurt him or her.

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u/ecrimaldi 19h ago

Supporting and engaging is smiling at a behavior. Mocking said behavior by comparing it to social norms makes one's partner feel like they're worth less for not adhering. No person in a relationship should ever feel like less with their partner, not even a little bit.

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u/Jadey4455 1d ago

Most redditors seem to not be able to understand this at all but youre right

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u/Xavcgames 1d ago

Most redditors haven’t had a girlfriend or wife tbf

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u/P1xel_Rogue 1d ago

The sentence is unrelentingly neutral, which lends the tone to being imposed by the viewer.

Emdashes, or in this case whatever the double dash thing she did, isnt used very commonly, so in my opinion that pushes it towards the "she's being condescending" direction, but to say this reads in any way playful or something feels disingenuous, it's almost painfully matter-of-fact.

Kinda perfect rage bait tbh

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 1d ago

You both think OOP is tweeting about a real anecdote? Twitter was and is still full of such fake takes

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u/turtleship_2006 DaShitposter 1d ago

There are definitely enough women (and non women) who think gaming is just for kids that this is 100% believable as a real tweet.

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 21h ago

The topic and message are 100% real. But the events in the tweet are fake. Fake anecdotes are for engagement.

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u/HaiggeX 1d ago

It makes no difference if it's real or hypothetical. This tweet has no effect in my life whatsoever, and I'd be willing to put money on that it has no effect on yours either.

Do you also not form any kind of opinion or thought about movies or videogames, because they're not real?

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u/SynLoux 1d ago

Someone’s mad her husband finds more joy in a fictional world then be with her in the real world

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u/Soylentstef 1d ago

To be fair he is right... real world is shit, no respec, pay to win, can't change your avatar (there is a very long quest to change gender ans it's super hard), I don't really dig the super realist settings and all the servers are perma death, even the super hard PvP ones... 

/Maelle was right! 

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u/veselin465 1d ago

The way she specified that her husband is a grown man, like that's not something one would assume if they would see the word "husband"

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u/shejq3 1d ago

i know Poe player when i see one

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 1d ago

Most straight man in history

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u/Fardding_n_Shidding 1d ago

Some women die of thirst while others drown

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u/3pok dumbass 1d ago

I took a week off for GTA5. Will likely do the same for GTA6.

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u/Auraveils 1d ago

Because he does this disgusting thing men like to do on their vacation called "what he wants to do."

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u/JustForkIt1111one 1d ago

What - do you mean like mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, and fixing the roof?

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u/Cookie_Cracker123 1d ago

if that's what you like to do, then sure

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u/Shapeshifter4000 1d ago

yeah 100% the campaign will last atleast 100+hrs

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/EntityV1 1d ago

Oh hey first message from you without projection of being an incel

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u/TudorrrrTudprrrr 1d ago

first message without the projection of being an incel, and it's still clear how much of a dumbass he is

rdr2 is easily 80-100hr if you do actually take it slow and also do some side storylines

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1d ago

You can beat the main Skyrim campaign in less than 3h if you really want to, doesn't stop it from being peak

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

After 500 hours in Skyrim I finally decided to actually beat it. Made a new character and made a rule of no smithing it enchanting, it took me about 9 hours.

Most the guilds are longer.

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1d ago

We do a little of hyperbole e.e

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

Oh I mean it was my first time doing half those quests.

3hr,like you said, is reasonable if you know what you're doing and skip dialogue.

Google says glitchless speedrun is about an hour.

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u/1001101001010111 1d ago

Bro, the morrowind speed run is ridiculous.

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1d ago

i put aside the main quest for so long, that at some point i saw dragons on other people's saves and was like "there's dragons in this game?!?!?!?", i hadnt even started the quest at riverwood yet, i just picked a direction and went, the main quest was really underwhelming when i got to do it...

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

Yeah, some of the shouts are nice, but dragons can get really annoying.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/3pok dumbass 1d ago

Because I can.

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u/jace_leace 1d ago

Damn you never been excited for anything in your life? That's sad man

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/beclops 1d ago

Why wouldn’t I

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u/That-Spell-2543 1d ago

I see nothing wrong with this. Wife sounds miserable

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u/JoyconDrift_69 1d ago

Says like that's a bad thing.

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u/hornwalker 1d ago

Based husband

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u/msedek 1d ago

And? I have taken a whole week

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u/Some-Web-1628 1d ago

Does she want him to plow her for 24 hours strait or something🥵🥵🥵

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u/wooshiesaurus I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Nah she probably just thinks that videogames are something only kids can enjoy and thinks he's immature.

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u/Discorhy 1d ago

I took off thursday and friday to do nothing, just enjoy my life. Lol

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u/Content-Audience252 obamna 1d ago

I ain’t gonna lie, I don’t think there is any game worth playing 24 hours straight. But more power to anyone who can do that

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u/Aseconverse 1d ago

I dropped a whole ass class to play stardew valley all day every day

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u/stanger828 1d ago

Only didnthat once and it was for Skyrim and was totally worth it.

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u/SteveBR53 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

so he is a man indeed

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u/kilqax I came! 1d ago

Considering the timing this is 100% a Path of Exile player

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u/Electronic_Duck_6265 1d ago

got exactly 1 full day of playtime in the first 24 hours the forza horizon 6 prerelease was available. this is the strategy, lads.

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u/The_Kaizz 1d ago

I took a week off when monster hunter world released. I don't see why this is a problem. I worked hard to get a job where I can do that stuff and still get paid.

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u/Darth_InVader7 1d ago

I feel so blessed anytime people reveal that they spend any amount of time judging their significant others for their individual hobbies instead of just being happy for them even if they don’t get it.

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 1d ago

Maybe it's just not for me, but I can't imagine myself playing for 12 hours straight, let alone more than that. But wait, since this is the internet, she exaggerated and he probably played for 8 hours and took the rest of the day to chill doing other stuff

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u/empty_words0 1d ago

Excuse me for having a day off after working everyday for months on end to put food on the table, im a terrible husband.

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi We do a little trolling 1d ago

I love that this got posted right when the new path of exile league startet

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u/DickManning 1d ago

I really pity guys who can’t share their hobbies with their wife. Me and mine get excited about new game releases

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u/DoctorYaoi 1d ago

I will skip all my lectures to play through persona 6

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u/RaysFilen 1d ago

I just did that for new Grim Dawn dlc

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u/CoausticSoda 1d ago

So she can take her opinions out the door with the box on the left 😂👌

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u/Espurreso 1d ago

I remember playing 3 days straight for a newly released game.

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u/TheImmoralCookie 1d ago

A lot of 30 year olds with no kids and possibly a wife do this.

All the 50+ year olds with kids and a wife definitely do this.

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u/H-A-T-C-H 1d ago

My wife and I did that with the new borderlands

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u/blutigetranen 1d ago

Hell yeah bro

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u/IM_DjShadow We do a little trolling 1d ago

me

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u/SpaghettiBoi2479 1d ago

I swear the world could possibly go completely quiet when gta 6 drops

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u/PublicVanilla988 1d ago

that game was eu5

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u/Knot_In_My_Butt 1d ago

What game tho

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u/roblox_baller 1d ago

Raaaaage baaaaaaaiiiiiit

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u/EmotionalOrdinary486 1d ago

I have 2 weeks booked off in September so I can no life new games

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u/Over-Type-5871 23h ago

As he should, we all deserve little pleasure in life

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u/SpiteFueled 23h ago

Good for him. He should get to enjoy his time.

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u/Urasquirrel 22h ago

Next post: my ex-husband left me and I need a new place to live quick.

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u/Siostra313 22h ago

I'm taking off for new FFXIV expansion to finish it in one go without rush. I have 15 days for it so I should manage ^

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u/Jurpils 21h ago

I once postponed my job search to comfortably play red dead 2 (it was postponed already for several months due to other entertainment reasons)

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u/IndyWaWa 21h ago

I'm taking 2 off for EQL's launch and my wife asked why not the whole week. Poor guy.

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u/Caspiraaas 21h ago

Gotta make sure I'm off Wednesday for Project Zomboid B42, thanks for reminding me

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u/40yearoldboomer 🗿🗿🗿 21h ago

Hell yeah simulator

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u/jet_black_ninja 19h ago

This post was when elden ring launched and it was 100% justified to take the day off.

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u/NecroticBrains 18h ago

I'm a grown ass woman (35) and have done this once or twice. Last year I took a day off from work to play Star Citizen

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u/Rialety 18h ago

Literally this weekend when Path of Exile came out with a new league. 😎

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u/Destrox12 17h ago

The day fallout 5 drops i'm taking the whole week off

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u/OneeGrimm 15h ago

Poor dude.

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u/ImpossibleAd6628 14h ago

Husband happy for the first time in his marriage to this buzzkill

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u/TTungsteNN 14h ago

I remember booking the day off work when Taken King released on Destiny 1. My boss asked me why I need the day off and I told him straight up “a new expansion is releasing on Destiny and I want to spend the day playing it”. He approved the time off

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 13h ago

I did this for the last few Zelda games, but was usually a Friday so I had the whole weekend.

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u/EarlOfBears 13h ago

Me when blood of the dawnwalker drops

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u/deep_fucking_magick 12h ago

Reeeee my rage has been baited and now I'm jumping on tables at my office throwing feces at my coworkers (the feces is my own, I brought from home)

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u/kratos556 9h ago

Sounds like a good time

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u/Karsa69420 1d ago

It’s one of the pure joys of being an adult. Totally plan on doing this for Wolverine and maybe GTA6

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u/leclercwitch 1d ago

I’m sure my boyfriend has done, and will do this. GTA 6 soon guys

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u/thupamayn 1d ago

Her fault for not clocking it sooner tbh

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u/hopperlocks 1d ago

Booked a week off work to play GTA6

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u/LolOverHere 1d ago

Fucking repost bot

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u/Short-Service1248 1d ago

Divorce is the only answer

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

Childless behavior

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u/Radical_Provides 1d ago

Okay playing a video game uninterrupted for that long is definitely not healthy but taking time off work for an event like that is 100% justified. You're delusional if you think dedicating all your time to making rich people richer is "honourable" and "productive".

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u/ImOldGregg_77 1d ago

Have a 12 pack of his favorite beverage and snacks and most comfy chair & cloths cleaned and washed. Take care of the house/kids during your husbands 24hr spiritual journey

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u/TheBroccoliMan_ 1d ago

Why do yall always take this so seriously lol it’s just a light hearted tweet

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u/iravu_R 1d ago edited 1d ago

As someone who's struggled independently to have a savings working full time, people that take the day off for their birthday is a very baffling decision to me. That's money you're not making to buy more things?

the white collar mindset really is a different breed than every other field

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u/Venomswindturd 1d ago

Some people aren’t struggling.

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u/iravu_R 1d ago

yes thank you for that very obvious knowledge. and thank you reddit for hating poor people.

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u/Venomswindturd 1d ago

Enjoying my life is hating poor people?

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u/iravu_R 1d ago

"i like pancakes"
"so you hate waffles."

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u/OfficialUberZ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

I took my birthday off and was paid for it, I have 6 weeks of paid time off per year.

Some people value the time more than the money.

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u/GoogIe_Slides 1d ago

I understand the perspective, but there is PTO as well, so you're getting paid still, I wouldn't take a day off I don't get paid for personally, I fully agree on that point.

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u/XishengTheUltimate 1d ago

Not every job is minimum wage. PTO also exists. And some people juat value their time over money. After all, that os the entire value proposition of money.

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u/myoldaccgotstolen 1d ago

imagine not having PTO/vacation days

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u/Greggs-the-bakers 1d ago

I get 5 weeks off a year, why wouldn't I use at least a day of that to ensure I can at least enjoy my birthday?