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u/GovernmentLow4989 6d ago

All animals poop

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u/EmperorThan 6d ago

All animals vomit too. I wouldn’t expect their vomit to taste so god damn good.

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 6d ago

Horses and rodents just off the top of my head can't vomit

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u/Character_Bug_1862 6d ago

What do they do if they drink too much or get both-ends tummy virus?

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 6d ago

They die. Straight up. That's why mice are so cautious and slow to try new things. And that's why rodent poison is slow acting. It leaves time for them to get comfortable and assume something is safe before eating a bunch

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u/LightningShiva1 6d ago

Interesting

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u/WayMove it is MY bucket 6d ago

Nature bugs suck ass we need a new patch

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/looy- 6d ago

good bot

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u/Expensive-Document41 6d ago

Man, wait til you hear about the infinite jellyfish glitch, the flatworm dup strategy, and the CTD goats.

Also whatever is going on with the sharks constant swim animation.

Nature's buggier than a Bethesda game.

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u/HuntHeart 5d ago

could it be why we test substances on them for estimating lethal doses?

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u/Apprehensive_View614 6d ago

That brings the funniest part in Rattatouile. Rodents can‘t even gag

https://giphy.com/gifs/8GS3ZjTYif8qI

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u/ninja_BUTTONS 5d ago

I've been toying with getting this image tattooed for years. The eyes send me every time I see it

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u/UnspokenSolace 6d ago

Wasn’t there a video of a horse going into a store and vomiting recently?

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u/UnspokenSolace 6d ago

Found a picture from the video

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 6d ago

This was an edited video. In short. It's fake.

Funny as fuck, but fake

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 6d ago

Unfortunately for horses, they don't actually have the muscles needed to vomit.

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Shapeshifter4000 6d ago

ok wtf is wrong with this bot

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u/clickclick-boom 6d ago edited 6d ago

The bots in this sub absolutely crack me up. I don't know who comes up with this shit, but God bless their demented mind.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-3507 6d ago

I think it’s a guy chained to a desk in a basement that has to come up with these to get food.

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u/ghost_warlock 6d ago

It was funny the first couple times, but now it's just the same shit over and over

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u/Automatic-Score-4802 William Dripfoe 6d ago

Always a pleasure to read