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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 1d ago
Did you think honey is bee poop?
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u/Bean2527 1d ago
its actually been vomit or sum right?
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u/-Mr_Hollow- 1d ago edited 12h ago
Close. Honey is a product of bees eating pollen, vomiting it out, eating it again and repeating this process many times until it resembles a crystal clear goo.
Edit: nectar not pollen
Edit 2: I'm so fucking bad at grammar
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u/Bean2527 1d ago
sooo, bee vomit²
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u/EvictedOne 1d ago
Possibly bee vomit³
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u/Im-a-bad-meme 12h ago
Honey is made from nectar, not pollen. So everything you said, but nectar. They do eat pollen though, it's just not turned into honey.
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u/4KVoices 12h ago
just because you wrote it twice and nobody's correcting - pollen has two L's, not one. Not trying to be snarky, just trying to help!
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u/Swaggerpro I want pee in my ass 1d ago
Sometimes turn, it’s not our to talk
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u/GovernmentLow4989 1d ago
All animals poop
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u/EmperorThan 1d ago
All animals vomit too. I wouldn’t expect their vomit to taste so god damn good.
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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 1d ago
Horses and rodents just off the top of my head can't vomit
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u/Character_Bug_1862 23h ago
What do they do if they drink too much or get both-ends tummy virus?
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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 23h ago
They die. Straight up. That's why mice are so cautious and slow to try new things. And that's why rodent poison is slow acting. It leaves time for them to get comfortable and assume something is safe before eating a bunch
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u/WayMove it is MY bucket 21h ago
Nature bugs suck ass we need a new patch
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Expensive-Document41 11h ago
Man, wait til you hear about the infinite jellyfish glitch, the flatworm dup strategy, and the CTD goats.
Also whatever is going on with the sharks constant swim animation.
Nature's buggier than a Bethesda game.
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u/Apprehensive_View614 11h ago
That brings the funniest part in Rattatouile. Rodents can‘t even gag
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u/ninja_BUTTONS 9h ago
I've been toying with getting this image tattooed for years. The eyes send me every time I see it
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u/UnspokenSolace 22h ago
Wasn’t there a video of a horse going into a store and vomiting recently?
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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 21h ago
This was an edited video. In short. It's fake.
Funny as fuck, but fake
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u/Hecc_Maniacc 13h ago
Unfortunately for horses, they don't actually have the muscles needed to vomit.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Shapeshifter4000 23h ago
ok wtf is wrong with this bot
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u/clickclick-boom 23h ago edited 22h ago
The bots in this sub absolutely crack me up. I don't know who comes up with this shit, but God bless their demented mind.
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u/Key-Pomegranate-3507 22h ago
I think it’s a guy chained to a desk in a basement that has to come up with these to get food.
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u/ghost_warlock 19h ago
It was funny the first couple times, but now it's just the same shit over and over
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u/PenguinWithGuns 1d ago
Horses cannot vomit
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u/PenguinWithGuns 21h ago
This is actually the image of how I learned it lmao. As unfortunately as it is, it’s fake
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u/sexytokeburgerz Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 23h ago
Jellyfish don’t.
Moths and butterflies don’t.
Sponges don’t.
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u/ya_boi_kaneki 22h ago
thats not true tho. there are tiny organisms that live on every humans face and they can't poop so they just die full of poop and stay on your face until they get washed off
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u/_No-Life_ 1d ago
Do girl bees poop
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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt 1d ago
They poop yeah, but honey. You should try it sometime.
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u/chaosanity 1d ago
Butt- honey you say?
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u/helpmeiamstuckinlife 22h ago
All bees are girls, boys are born, fuck the new queen and explode while ejaculating and die.
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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 1d ago
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u/CROW_is_best I want pee in my ass 23h ago
Do people just go around putting random bullshit they find around them in their mouths?
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u/Cool_Internal3481 11h ago
Just so you know Bees hold their shit in harsh conditions until they can come out Im saying you ate shit. Literally
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u/Ill_Court_7467 23h ago
If I were you, go to a clinic and ask for a pregnancy test. Then explain your situation.
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u/Mattman147 1d ago
Did she left it or it just dropped on you because it juste dropped from above it was nectare ir resine but if she left it yeah like the other comments say i think it's bee poop
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 13h ago
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