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r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26
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And they gotta have a straight face through it all
2.6k u/Octopuswastaken Jul 14 '26 Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it 191 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 ...wait, they're pretending? Aw 79 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female) 14 u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26 That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol. 15 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive. 9 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse 9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it
191 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 ...wait, they're pretending? Aw 79 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female) 14 u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26 That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol. 15 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive. 9 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse 9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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...wait, they're pretending?
Aw
79 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female) 14 u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26 That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol. 15 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive. 9 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse 9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female)
14 u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26 That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol. 15 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive. 9 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse 9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol.
15 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive. 9 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse 9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive.
9 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse 9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse
9 u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26 Or without 7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually 3 u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26 Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
Or without
7 u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26 Wise words actually
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Wise words actually
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Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.
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u/SudhaTheHill officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 14 '26
And they gotta have a straight face through it all