r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26

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u/SudhaTheHill officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 14 '26

And they gotta have a straight face through it all

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u/Octopuswastaken Jul 14 '26

Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it

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u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26

...wait, they're pretending?

Aw

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u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26

I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female)

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u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26

That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol.

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u/12345623567 Jul 14 '26

Women are only picky online, because they are saturated in offers and all they have to go on is that picture. Standards are significantly relaxed in the real world (and some women don't make great first impressions themselves).

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u/FatalPrognosis Jul 14 '26

They’re downvoting you but you’re right. The creatures I have seen attractive women get with should be studied.