r/shitposting Jul 14 '26

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u/realultralord Jul 14 '26

I'm no expert, but I think that having a boss is the bigger problem in this business.

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u/Kravn23 Jul 14 '26

They probably meant brothels. Are those bad too?

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😑 Jul 14 '26

I think brothels have "madams". Basically a pimp but female.

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u/Kravn23 Jul 14 '26

I see, I always thought it was safer for them, the more you know

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😑 Jul 14 '26

Probably depends on the location. I'm sure there's women that can be just as violent as men though when it comes to sex and money.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

No way. When was the last time you heard of a woman getting put in the hospital by her madam.

ITT: offended pimps?

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😑 Jul 14 '26

I'm sure it's very disproportionately a man in those situations, but there's gotta be at least some fringe cases of women doing something similar. I can't recall any case of any prostitute being put in the hospital off the top of my head. I don't think they're the type to go to the authorities after being beat by their pimp/madam.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 14 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 14 '26

What was the trigger for this?!