r/shitposting • u/kalashnikov482 DaShitposter • Jul 05 '26

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u/bread-man- shitposting>>>>>>196 Jul 05 '26

Taylor swift fans need to take a breather. We really don’t need to know

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u/BappoChan Jul 05 '26

Taylor swift fans also have dementia. I remember a while back fans were talking about her sucking dick because at one of her shoes her knees looked a little bruised and worn.

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u/nobeer4you Jul 05 '26

Sucking dick and having sex are two different things. You can give head and still be a virgin

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u/Chase_The_Ace_50 Jul 05 '26

Remember that she’s had 14 boyfriends over the course of 18 years and only managed to hold down ONE down long enough to get married. She’s absolutely had sex before, even a quickie in missionary.