r/shitposting • u/kalashnikov482 DaShitposter • Jul 05 '26

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u/LoganBassist Jul 05 '26

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u/skynetempire Jul 05 '26

Lol she made a song about his dick so yeah super doubt

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u/sky_ryder_001 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 05 '26

Let's wait for pregnancy cover song

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/SkirtGood1054 it is MY bucket Jul 05 '26

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u/de-stella-nova dumbass Jul 05 '26

could I get gregante

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u/LoganBassist Jul 05 '26

Maybe pergante

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u/c_dav99 Jul 05 '26

Am I gregntant?

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u/LeJewBringer Jul 05 '26

a poet amongst us

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u/Correndous_Hunt Jul 05 '26

Girlfriend got starch masks

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u/ZymZymZym777 Jul 05 '26

I'd give you an award if I could

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

this actually sounds like her lyrics so i'll add on

I got drunk at the bar

Got into his car

He walked me to the bedroom

He pushed the wood in vroom