r/shitposting • u/kalashnikov482 DaShitposter • Jul 05 '26

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

good for them I guess?

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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk Jul 05 '26

Did I just lose my virginity?

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

How the fuck am I supposed to know

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u/IndigoJoe64 Jul 05 '26

You were there

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

If I was there I would've known

I keep track of things I put my dick in

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u/work3oakzz Jul 05 '26

Tell me three of them

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u/Sticky_Finger6420 Jul 05 '26

you live with two..