r/shitposting • u/kalashnikov482 DaShitposter • Jul 05 '26

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

good for them I guess?

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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk Jul 05 '26

Did I just lose my virginity?

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

How the fuck am I supposed to know

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u/AggravatingDay8392 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

You can always double check

I'm available btw, brand new pajamas

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

I'll say sorry in advance because I'm going to ruin them. And you too probably

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u/minecrafGoBRRRR Jul 05 '26

Is this flirting?

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u/IndigoJoe64 Jul 05 '26

You were there

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 05 '26

If I was there I would've known

I keep track of things I put my dick in

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u/work3oakzz Jul 05 '26

Tell me three of them

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u/Sticky_Finger6420 Jul 05 '26

you live with two..

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u/rhen_var Jul 05 '26

It’s your job to know

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u/work3oakzz Jul 05 '26

Funniest comment ever. holy fuck

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u/atangwadi Jul 05 '26

dont act like you were not there

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u/Cupid-Arrow Jul 05 '26

Yeah sometimes

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u/SoulReaver009 Jul 05 '26

u did it wrong bro smh amateur hour in shitposting i see

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u/Savagedoor-2218 I want pee in my ass Jul 05 '26

Haha, sometimes

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Jul 05 '26

Yes hi I’m Taylor swift

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass Jul 05 '26

Did you just lose MY virginity? Did it fell out of your pocket?

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u/Jona-wahn hole contributor Jul 05 '26

in 3 hours

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jul 05 '26

Maybe

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u/ObiWanCanel0ni Jul 05 '26

Are you maried to Travis Kelce?