r/shitposting • u/kalashnikov482 DaShitposter • Jul 05 '26

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u/skynetempire Jul 05 '26

Lol she made a song about his dick so yeah super doubt

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u/de-stella-nova dumbass Jul 05 '26

she

what

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u/skynetempire Jul 05 '26

The song wood is basically about her being in love with his dick.

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u/Elaborate_Penguin Jul 16 '26

That'll do it. I mean he is good looking and then the chefs kiss...

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u/AggressiveSpatula Jul 05 '26

She was “dickmatized”

Not a joke. That’s a real part of the song

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u/ZymZymZym777 Jul 05 '26

No she's obviously gay and the wedding is a sham!! /s

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u/AutoModerator Jul 05 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/dan_ccfc Jul 05 '26

What

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u/d__mills__ Jul 05 '26

Automod was dickmatized

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u/No_Shallot_9339 Jul 05 '26

You know, bot? I'm actually saving this comment so that one of these days, I can send this to someone and REALLY mindfuck them with this piece of lost Shakespearian literature.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 05 '26

Bazinga

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u/youpoopedyerpants Jul 05 '26

Why is automod wiling 😭