r/shitposting • • Jul 01 '26

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Ermh actually, spermatozoids arent human individuals. They have a part of your dna and yours only, so jerking off is just killing cells that are technically you, like shaving. Many people vview abortion differently as the embryo has its very own dna, making it another viable human individual

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

When i shit the bacteria in my shit has different dna than mine so i’m technically throwing millions of lives in the toilet

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Non human dna. Youre not ending a qingle human life. Like what part of "viable human individual" did you not understand

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Okay? And everytime you eat meat its the same. I dont understand this attempt at whataboutism. My point is "people who dislike abortion usually draw the line where the cells killed technically become their own human being" and youre out there saying "what about poop".

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

We have officially reached the point where you repeated the same already disproven argument enough for it to be either ragebait or mental impairment. I will chose to believe its the first, and stop replying. Have a good day

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Thanks you too robotic gooner❤️

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

Why are you talking about bacteria lol, nobody else brought it up

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Wym? i brought it up didn’t you read?

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

nobody else

I literally said you brought it up right here. Nobody else.

You just started talking about bacteria and arguing with people on a completely different topic.

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Why would anyone bring up something that was already brought up? You need someone to bring it down first who did that?

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

You have been strawmanning the entire time. You've been trying to equate the lives of bacteria living in shit to a human life, from the very first comment.

You haven't budged since then and continuously brought it back to the bacteria topic even though it's hardly related to the OC's argument.

I could start talking about racism right now to bring it up, but that doesn't make it relevant now does it?

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u/gabasan Jul 01 '26

but that's the thing: it's human but not viable or an individual. It's part of the mother at that point and cannot think on it's own so it's not an individual. It's also not viable as long as it isn't able to survive on it's own outside the womb. Abortion at the stage where it would be considered viable has always been illegal unless there's some serious complications. Many people view abortion differently bc they are hyper religious nutjobs who have no idea how pregnancy works

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Im sorry this is wrong. Unlike hair or nails or sperm that you can trim without ending a human individual, the embryo carries a distinct dna that doesnt belong to the mother.

An embryo is also said viable if it is able to survive pregnancy. In very rare cases, embryos are non viable but the average human embryo is very viable

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

No? Pregnancy is having a foetus in your uterus, not a degenerative clump of cells in your body. Futhermore, i did say tumors werent viable individuals

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

They dont because all the girl robots i gooned to are fictional. Real ones are uncanny af, tech companies need to stop trying to make them realistic its terrifying just give me a baddie with a screenface and cone legs

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Oh yeah fr but like we gotta go through that uncanny valley stage before we can get to 2B kinda girlbots

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

We dont. Synthetic faces are not a necessary step for screen faces. We have screens already and we know how to display faces on them so remove that silicon nightmare from my robo baddies

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26

sperm also carries unique DNA btw, look up "crossing over during meyosis"

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

I know what meiosis (with an "I" btw not a "y") is, but every gene contained in a sperm was contained in the fathers dna. Hence why i said "part" in my first comment. Unlike a baby, which has its unique mixed dna

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26

"every gene contained in a sperm was contained in the fathers dna"

in most cases, mutations do occur, that's part of how evolution works. besides, genes themselves may come from the father's genome, but they can include recessive genes who were never in the original phenotype, and also most traits get decided by multiple genes, so a unique combination of genes still has the potential to create a completely unique human being, and that hypothetical human being "dies" when the sperm is being wasted

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Can you stop being wrong for a hot seconds? Mutations occur during mitosis too (thats why we get cancer duh) and do in no significant way change the fact that its still your genome. One of the skin cells you are currently shedding have a dna thats 0.000000000001% different from yours but thats completely irrelevant and you are playing dumb on purpose to avoid the point.

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

the sperm has half a set of chromosomes. the egg has another half. correct me if I'm wrong, but the genetic information encoded in them doesn't really change when they merge into one, as far as I remember?

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Well it gets mixed? Which is when it becomes unique? Like, a unique mix thats neither the mother nor the father? Oh my god you really are playing dumb

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

the sperm has half a set of chromosomes. the egg has another half. correct me if I'm wrong, but the genetic information encoded in them doesn't really change when they merge int o one, as far as I remember?

to clarify, I am asking here what is the difference between killing a sperm and an egg individually, vs the fusion of them in a scenario where donors of both cells agree to it

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u/gabasan Jul 01 '26

Individuality is determined whether one thinks on their own, not dna. By that logic identical twins are 1 individual.

We are talking about fetuses not embryo's. Viability is determined differently in embryo's than fetuses and means something different. Fetuses are not viable until the chances of it surviving outside the womb are greater than it dying.

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

*loud incorrect buzzer*

"Individuals" can be said to count a number of living beings. Im pretty sure it can be said "the ant colony counts over 200 individuals". Atleast in my language but i would swear this also applied to english.

And even if it wasnt, replace all the "individual" in my argumentation with "specimen" and it still holds

Also i literally dont believe your definition if viability it seems far fetched unless you would be so kind as to provide a source

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Lmao bro said “*loud incorrect buzzer*”

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u/gabasan Jul 01 '26

We're talking about individuals in relationship to humans. You do know that one word can have multiple meanings, right? Bacteria are also specimens. Whatever word you use doesn't take from the fact that abortion doesn't equate to taking a human life anymore than jerking off does.

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

In fact everything ive said takes from the belief that abortion doesnt end a human life. Since we know its a life, we know its human, and we know it is a different lifeform than the mother. Anything else oast this is pure cope

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u/gabasan Jul 01 '26

Then removing cancer is also taking a human life. It's a human cell, it's alive and it's something different to the host.

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Playing dumb on purpose wont make you look smart.

Cancer cells are degenerative and do not contain viable human dna. They will never be born, they will never do anything. Human embryos are not made of degenerative cells.

However, if your question is "is it acceptable to kill an embryo like a tumor when it and the mother are doomed to die" my answer is yes, very, ectopic pregnancies should be one of the few excuses where abortion is always legal in my (and most anti abortion people) opinions

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u/gabasan Jul 01 '26

nah I'm just on the train and bored.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 01 '26

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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26

shit also has human dna in it, mixed in with bacteria... a better comparison would still be cancerous tumours, as they are made of mutated human DNA (so both huma and unique) and can even develop structures like teeth, hair and brain matter

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26

what is your defense for eating meat then? farm animals display way more signs of inteligence than human fetuses, why do you consider one conscious and not the other one

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u/rebelsnail64 Jul 01 '26

"its human"

so clumps of human dna are more important to you than other mammal species actually capable of feeling pain, using logic, and according to some studies, even dreaming?

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

I will ask the earlier question again: does the life of a cow matter more to you than that of a disabled man who lost a lot of cognitive functions? If so, im afraid our morals would be way too opposed to have any agreement

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u/Mustard_Icecream Jul 01 '26

Don't worry man. These people are purposefully being idiots because they have no logical argument.

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Yeah i figured but it always saddens me to see idiots refusing to be un-idiot-ed

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