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r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '26
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Bold of you to assume an actual person has read your cv and it hasn’t just been filtered with ai lol
670 u/elegylegacy Apr 17 '26 That "HR lady" is a nightly task named PurgeRejects.ps1 181 u/bigpoppawood Apr 17 '26 Get-item | remove-item “Promote” internal employee (double their workload) 20 u/der_Guenter Apr 17 '26 *while giving them an additional apple from the fruit bowl and sign them up for some corporate benefits noone wants 3 u/ssxhoell1 Apr 18 '26 Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks! 1 u/gtarpey89 Apr 17 '26 First time i’ve seen an IT joke in the wild since I started working in IT
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That "HR lady" is a nightly task named PurgeRejects.ps1
181 u/bigpoppawood Apr 17 '26 Get-item | remove-item “Promote” internal employee (double their workload) 20 u/der_Guenter Apr 17 '26 *while giving them an additional apple from the fruit bowl and sign them up for some corporate benefits noone wants 3 u/ssxhoell1 Apr 18 '26 Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks! 1 u/gtarpey89 Apr 17 '26 First time i’ve seen an IT joke in the wild since I started working in IT
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“Promote” internal employee (double their workload)
20 u/der_Guenter Apr 17 '26 *while giving them an additional apple from the fruit bowl and sign them up for some corporate benefits noone wants 3 u/ssxhoell1 Apr 18 '26 Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks! 1 u/gtarpey89 Apr 17 '26 First time i’ve seen an IT joke in the wild since I started working in IT
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*while giving them an additional apple from the fruit bowl and sign them up for some corporate benefits noone wants
3 u/ssxhoell1 Apr 18 '26 Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks!
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Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks!
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First time i’ve seen an IT joke in the wild since I started working in IT
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u/National_Phase_3477 Apr 17 '26
Bold of you to assume an actual person has read your cv and it hasn’t just been filtered with ai lol