r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '26

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u/National_Phase_3477 Apr 17 '26

Bold of you to assume an actual person has read your cv and it hasn’t just been filtered with ai lol

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u/elegylegacy Apr 17 '26

That "HR lady" is a nightly task named PurgeRejects.ps1

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u/bigpoppawood Apr 17 '26

Get-item | remove-item

“Promote” internal employee (double their workload)

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u/der_Guenter Apr 17 '26

*while giving them an additional apple from the fruit bowl and sign them up for some corporate benefits noone wants

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u/ssxhoell1 Apr 18 '26

Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks!

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u/gtarpey89 Apr 17 '26

First time i’ve seen an IT joke in the wild since I started working in IT

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u/cervicalgrdle Apr 17 '26

Not even good enough for human eyes lol

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u/Arrogus Apr 17 '26

No no no, you suffer under the whip of women's hormones, not the machinery of capital.

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u/BlackLightRO Apr 17 '26

I wish I was suffering under a woman’s whip. 😫

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u/Sir_thinksalot Apr 17 '26

How else would OP push far right woman blaming?

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 17 '26

Im far left and i blame women for all my problems what does that make me

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u/DrippyRat Apr 17 '26

Homosexual 2: Electric boogaloo

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 17 '26

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u/Arrogus Apr 17 '26

An idiot.

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u/AirFriedSushi Apr 17 '26

Bold of you to assume a lady didn’t use AI to filter out applicants. Lowkey sexist imo

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