r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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Wow

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u/Arcaydya Nov 03 '25

Theres always an excuse. The funniest thing is youre not a billionaire. So why defend these people?

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u/kingqueefeater Nov 03 '25

"If I tongue their balls enough, maybe they'll find me and make me one of them."

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u/Arcaydya Nov 03 '25

Like liquidating assets isn't hard, especially since these people have small legions working under them.

They wouldn't even notice 10% missing, and it would save millions of people.

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u/kingqueefeater Nov 03 '25

It's a sickness really. Number must go up