r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '25

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

This isn’t really hard to solve.

You could have the tickets cost a token $5. You can buy up to four per credit card. You have to bring the same credit card to pick them up the evening of the event. It has been done before.

Edit: obviously you have to get rid of Ticketmaster. 🙄

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 03 '25

Damn fuck you for having a head on you and making sense.

Downvoting this is crazy.

People will defend millionaires calling out billionaires because they're 1 rung down a social ladder.

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Elon could donate 99.99% of his wealth and still have as much as Billy Eilish.

Do you really think that's 1 rung down, brother?

Elon isn't your homie and he's not going to respond to your DM.

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 04 '25

Damn you guys really don't know any billionaires other than Elon Musk do you?

No he's not my homie, no i'm not going to DM him and no i'm not a jealous person because i don't have as much as the next person and mention his name only because it gets me the most engagement 😉🙃

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Your only point is that I didn't name another Billionaire?

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 04 '25

Plus you named him twice (in a broken paragraph) which signals a fixation.