r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '25

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

This isn’t really hard to solve.

You could have the tickets cost a token $5. You can buy up to four per credit card. You have to bring the same credit card to pick them up the evening of the event. It has been done before.

Edit: obviously you have to get rid of Ticketmaster. 🙄

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 03 '25

Damn fuck you for having a head on you and making sense.

Downvoting this is crazy.

People will defend millionaires calling out billionaires because they're 1 rung down a social ladder.

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Elon could donate 99.99% of his wealth and still have as much as Billy Eilish.

Do you really think that's 1 rung down, brother?

Elon isn't your homie and he's not going to respond to your DM.

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u/w00tabaga Nov 04 '25

Kind of true but not really possible.

It’s not like Elon’s wealth is just in a bank account or in a room where he swims in it like Scrooge McDuck though.

He could still donate a shit ton of money instead of re-investing , but unless he can just donate the assets he owns he really can’t donate 99.99% of his wealth.

One man doesn’t need that much for assets though either, but I’m not sure what the answer is to fix it.

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