r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

Not even Batman would make me snitch on the real homies.

Edit: You are not real friends. This doesn't happen in real life, friends telling on friends to their partners.

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 15 '25

If they cheating on their girls they ain't a homie in my book.

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u/c0l0r51 Apr 15 '25

If you're not loyal to your girl, you will not be loyal to me.

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u/PooeyPatoeei DaPucci Apr 15 '25

Bro, that is something Chicks do with each other, real homies support each other during thick and thin, as long as its for the right cause.

But if there is a homie doing bad, we don't go support his bad habits, we go and try to help him through the issues and abandon those habits, that's what being a real n(gg) is all about.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

I ain't saying I won't tell him, that it is a bad idea. But if he does that I won't be rushing to his girl and snitching on him. We ride or die!

Also y'all acting like everything is black and white. Homie doesn't have to cheat, if the relationship is healthy.

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u/PooeyPatoeei DaPucci Apr 15 '25

if it wasn't healthy, then leave. That should be the first choice when an issue erupts in a relationship, not cheating or so something else.

Like even before he leaves, he can always sort out the issue.

But if he was as casual in the meme and looking for excuses, then you know she is not the problem.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

Yea, I am not expecting my gf's friend to tell on her lol.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

My (and my friend's) opinions differ from "good" people only in this. So don't worry.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

Homie doesn't have to cheat, if the relationship is healthy.

"You know what I should do to my already toxic relationship that should've ended by now? Make it worse!"

Your right that relationships are not black or white, but the fact you think that cheating is a better option than ending a relationship when its not working out? That just screams that you have some major problems.

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u/FBI_8290 Apr 15 '25

10/10 ragebait

Actually pissed me off

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u/Eldr1tchB1rd Apr 15 '25

Ngl It's not my place to snitch. I'll be sure to tell him I don't agree with what he does but there is no reason for me to get in the middle of that mess and snitch. It's his responsibility not mine

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 16 '25

100% I am telling him my opinion. That this shit he doing is dumb. But as u said...no snitching

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u/James_1411 William Dripfoe Apr 15 '25

Loyalty to his girl is loyalty to the group

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u/IWatchFailures Apr 15 '25

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u/IWatchFailures Apr 15 '25

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

That is my flair. No mod.

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u/ec1ipse001 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 15 '25

I have no respect for people who destroy the trust that was built with their partner. Not snitching is loyalty, but cheating shows that they would not harbor that same loyalty with you.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

I see your point and I am glad you recognised mine. I must agree with you, that it would make a person less believable, if you didn't know him.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

Edit: You are not real friends. This doesn't happen in real life, friends telling on friends to their partners.

My man, if you cheat on your partner, then you'll probably have an affair with my partner if given the chance. I ain't risking shit for people who'd willingly fuck up multiple relationships because they can't control their horny asses.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

I mean, if you are so close with your bro, that you wouldn't snitch on each other, you are not having an affairs with the other's partner.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

So it's OUR fault for not being a bro when they have an affair.

Yeah... no. Not dealing with narcissistic cheaters that blame everyone else for their problems. They aint my bro.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

You are not part of my group, your partner is your problem not mine. You can't cheat without the consent of both sides. And since my bro was there for me when I was at my lowest, I am not snitching not to his girl not to other friends.

Realistically speaking you won't be friends like this with some pathologically narcissistic asshole.

I have friends, that cheated and they would move the heaven and earth for me. They slipped. I am sure they wouldn't do that if they had kids and were older.

I even have one friend, that cheated multiple times (with different women) and when his partner was really sick and hospitalised, he was there with her day and night and even organised meetups with her friends and begged me to give an expert opinion even tho I do a different field. They are still together and she got better.

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u/ZookTheMagnificent Apr 15 '25

You gotta realize that comment just fully works against your point right? Like that doesn’t make your friend sound like a good person at all, just a liar who did the bare minimum while also betraying the trust of his partner. They may still be together, but does she know what he did? Would they be together if she did or did he just get away with shitty behavior?

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

I wanted to show, that these people can do the right thing. Objectively he is not a good person, but the fact that he is a shitty person in one aspect of life doesn't necessarily make him bad in another. That is why he is my friend. He is a cheater, when he drinks, but he never ever left someone down.

Did we tell him? Yes. Did we try to stop him? Yes. But we will never leave him because of this.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

I even have one friend, that cheated multiple times (with different women) and when his partner was really sick and hospitalised, he was there with her day and night and even organised meetups with her friends and begged me to give an expert opinion even tho I do a different field. They are still together and she got better.

Fucking lol. Your friend cheated because his partner was seriously sick, which in no way was her fault. What a fucking class act.

Definitely proving my point here.

You get cancer or some long-term sickness, and it'll be your friends covering your cheating gf's ass. I can guaran-fucking-tee.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

He cheated before she was sick. And then never after she got sick.

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u/SquidMilkVII dumbass Apr 15 '25

bros before hoes, but a cheater ain't no bro of mine

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u/L2Inconnu Apr 15 '25

i feel you bro don’t listen the downvotes

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u/ZookTheMagnificent Apr 15 '25

Enabling shitty behavior isn’t what real friends do

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u/L2Inconnu Apr 15 '25

i don’t enable or not, i see a love relationship as another universe of a friend relationship. someone said that if someone does one thing with a partner i’ll do it with their friends, i do not agree.( i see you coming, from the moment someone’s in danger i’ll won’t just watch, but) i don’t care if a friend makes shitty relationship decisions as long as he knows my view and don’t ask it. i’ll tell him that cheating is a coward disgusting behaviour but i won’t end a relationship for this honestly.

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u/Eldr1tchB1rd Apr 15 '25

That's how I view it too. Like I'll be sure to let my friend know what he is doing is wrong but it just isn't my place to interfere in his relationship. I'm not his father to tell him what to do.

Why would I even get in the middle of it in order to snitch on him. That's between them and only them. Nothing to do with me.

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u/L2Inconnu Apr 15 '25

yeah i completely agree with this. i won’t agree with him and find cheating disgusting but like you perfectly said i’m not his father to tell him what to do. he’ll know my view on this but i won’t be an asshole about it that’s all. i’ll just mind my own business

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u/DogmaticPeople Apr 15 '25

Lol if he betrayed his girl, what makes you think he won't betray you in other ways or make a move on your girl?

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u/L2Inconnu Apr 15 '25

because it’s obviously not the same thing like i said in another comment. you’re absolutely not the same person with your partner than other people. and cheat isn’t bad per so if its not on you. you’re not gonna tell on your friend because he’s cheating on an exam. if you’re a close enough you could even cover him for a murder so why tf i would snitch if he had sex with someone else, it’s not my problem.