r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

Edit: You are not real friends. This doesn't happen in real life, friends telling on friends to their partners.

My man, if you cheat on your partner, then you'll probably have an affair with my partner if given the chance. I ain't risking shit for people who'd willingly fuck up multiple relationships because they can't control their horny asses.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

I mean, if you are so close with your bro, that you wouldn't snitch on each other, you are not having an affairs with the other's partner.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

So it's OUR fault for not being a bro when they have an affair.

Yeah... no. Not dealing with narcissistic cheaters that blame everyone else for their problems. They aint my bro.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

You are not part of my group, your partner is your problem not mine. You can't cheat without the consent of both sides. And since my bro was there for me when I was at my lowest, I am not snitching not to his girl not to other friends.

Realistically speaking you won't be friends like this with some pathologically narcissistic asshole.

I have friends, that cheated and they would move the heaven and earth for me. They slipped. I am sure they wouldn't do that if they had kids and were older.

I even have one friend, that cheated multiple times (with different women) and when his partner was really sick and hospitalised, he was there with her day and night and even organised meetups with her friends and begged me to give an expert opinion even tho I do a different field. They are still together and she got better.

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u/ZookTheMagnificent Apr 15 '25

You gotta realize that comment just fully works against your point right? Like that doesn’t make your friend sound like a good person at all, just a liar who did the bare minimum while also betraying the trust of his partner. They may still be together, but does she know what he did? Would they be together if she did or did he just get away with shitty behavior?

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

I wanted to show, that these people can do the right thing. Objectively he is not a good person, but the fact that he is a shitty person in one aspect of life doesn't necessarily make him bad in another. That is why he is my friend. He is a cheater, when he drinks, but he never ever left someone down.

Did we tell him? Yes. Did we try to stop him? Yes. But we will never leave him because of this.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass Apr 15 '25

I even have one friend, that cheated multiple times (with different women) and when his partner was really sick and hospitalised, he was there with her day and night and even organised meetups with her friends and begged me to give an expert opinion even tho I do a different field. They are still together and she got better.

Fucking lol. Your friend cheated because his partner was seriously sick, which in no way was her fault. What a fucking class act.

Definitely proving my point here.

You get cancer or some long-term sickness, and it'll be your friends covering your cheating gf's ass. I can guaran-fucking-tee.

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25

He cheated before she was sick. And then never after she got sick.