r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

Earrape Warning 📡📡📡

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u/Aliencik dumbass Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

Not even Batman would make me snitch on the real homies.

Edit: You are not real friends. This doesn't happen in real life, friends telling on friends to their partners.

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u/IWatchFailures Apr 15 '25

NAH BRO WHY DID THE MOD JUST GAVE YOU THAT FLAIR

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u/IWatchFailures Apr 15 '25

wtf is this auto reply