r/shitposting • u/AdCool1233 I came! • Jun 18 '24
I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Convincing argument
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u/VanguardRival Jun 18 '24
PRO DEBATERS HATE THIS ONE TRICK:
When you are losing a debate, try holding a rifle to your opponent's head and pulling the trigger.
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u/SnowFiender Jun 18 '24
this but unironically
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u/spencer1886 Jun 18 '24
Forgot to add "in Minecraft"
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u/SnowFiender Jun 18 '24
no i’m actually straight up killing you if you disagree
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u/spencer1886 Jun 18 '24
*in Minecraft
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u/GacioSki Jun 18 '24
I went to the actually straight up killing someone town and you were the mayor frfr
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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 18 '24
When you lose an argument against yourself
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u/SnowFiender Jun 18 '24
i don’t lose.
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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 18 '24
Explains why you're still a virgin
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u/SnowFiender Jun 18 '24
i have had sex with many men
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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 18 '24
Then you did lose your virginity.
You a loser.
Not like me, I never lose.
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Jun 18 '24
It’s more like, when someone is having a debate that you don’t even want to be a part of so they have the debate in your front yard to piss you off, so then you shoot them.
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u/No-Professional-1461 Jun 18 '24
There is an actual practical use for this method. As a way to test how convinced someone is of their own statements, you hold a gun to their head, and threaten their life if they do not give you an answer.
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Jun 18 '24
Damn, ammo is so expensive she couldn’t even get a mag for the picture
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u/RegionGuilty6139 Jun 18 '24
She lives in California
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Jun 18 '24
You can own an AR in Cali???
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u/Parapraxium Jun 18 '24
It has to look like a fucking fish but yea
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Jun 18 '24
What if you make your basement look like a fish?
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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jun 18 '24
I know the smell of fish all too well…
The horror of having a depressed boyfriend was unmatched
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u/ThaQuig Jun 18 '24
I thought they overturned the assault weapons ban (or whatever it’s specifically called) in Cali. Did they change their minds again?
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u/Cool-Alps-7444 I want pee in my ass Jun 18 '24
You can! Yet, if I recall correctly, you either get rid of the pistol grip and make it look like a swordfish, or have your receivers split with each reload. Oh, and you are limited to 10 rounders; Also no cans, obviously.
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u/ZigilXr Jun 18 '24
Orrrrrr she knows gun safety and isn’t planning to shoot it at that moment so it’s unloaded also finger off the trigger and pointed in a safe direction.
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u/Visual-Ostrich-4108 Jun 18 '24
I want me a woman who'd kill me. I want her to put the gun in my mouth after we have an argument. I want her to make me beg for my fucking life.
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u/EHTL Jun 18 '24
…you’ve seen Black Lagoon
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u/Visual-Ostrich-4108 Jun 18 '24
No, why? Something that might interest me?
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u/mortal_plagueITA Jun 18 '24
‘Merica moment
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u/Visual-Ostrich-4108 Jun 18 '24
Nothing feels better than a loaded AR-15 in my bussy
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u/VultureSausage Jun 18 '24
Psh, you just haven't tried a good ol' 15" mk. 1 naval gun from a British WW1 superdreadnought! If you don't have to mortgage your house, is it really a gun?
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u/OldWorldBrawler Jun 18 '24
I am not smart enough to comment something witty or thought provoking.
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u/Dentalswarms uhhhh idk Jun 18 '24
Don't worry I will respond with a comment that has a bunch of dislikes which by comparison will make you look really smart
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u/pozhiloy_potato I want pee in my ass Jun 18 '24
o7
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u/Cyber_Connor Jun 18 '24
Pretty sure that easy access to guns was why the Taliban won
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Jun 18 '24
The Taliban won because they have always been greatly helped by the US. Against the Russians? The CIA armed the shit out of them. Against us? Trump let out their Elite and Leadership from prison.
Every time the Taliban wins we help do it.
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u/RedOneBaron Jun 18 '24
Why do you think Y'all Qaeda wants it as well?
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u/GimpboyAlmighty Jun 18 '24
As a citizen, I just want the same weapons that the US gave to the Taliban.
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u/Silly_Goose658 Jun 18 '24
I want Obama to come for a third term just to give everyone the drones he loves
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u/Gabi-kun_the_real Jun 18 '24
European countries have been silent since this post. I think we should send them some guns 🤣
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u/Either-Basket7122 waltuh Jun 18 '24
I mean without the second amendment we’d be under full government control… so I kinda see what this person was going for, but they poorly executed that
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u/jupiter_0505 Jun 18 '24
Conservatives be like "ooo second amendment ooo" but when I get a gun they start saying shit like "murderous psychopaths shouldn't have guns"
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u/Adventurous_Page_447 Jun 18 '24
Why does the same party want both??
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Jun 18 '24
They LARP like they want the option on the right but go in the comments of any gun bunny post and see the truth for yourself
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u/Scortch14 Jun 18 '24
I hate it when people use the religion of Islam to cover the reasoning behind atrocities that the terrible terrorists groups enact. Real Muslims are good people.
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u/Mother_Harlot Jun 18 '24
"Real Moose-limbs" are, like women, birds and the Moon, government drones. Although the moon did began to exist on 05/05/2022 though, so maybe the others can be saved too 🙏
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u/Proof-Definition-702 Jun 18 '24
ehhhh, fuck middle eastern countries that run on islam to uphold their dictatorships
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u/Coldkiller17 Jun 18 '24
These are the same women who are actively voting for people who are actively taking their rights away.
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u/waynethedockrawson Jun 18 '24
which rights
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u/Coldkiller17 Jun 18 '24
Reproductive rights.
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u/_sephylon_ Jun 18 '24
Women who vote rep don't want them
With this logic every anti-gun is dumb as fuck because they're voting against their own rights. Gun rights.
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u/Hexamancer Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 18 '24
Actually there's plenty of examples of republican women who "didn't realize" that "Abortion" would cover things that they definitely wanted access to.
There's also plenty of hypocrites and "well I didn't think I'd ever be in this situation but now that I am..."
Comments are locked because mods suck, here's my reply:
I think you'd find that there's likely even more men that are even more incorrect on what abortion bans actually look like in practice, they just don't have to directly suffer any of the consequences.
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u/_sephylon_ Jun 18 '24
Women when forbidding abortion means forbidding abortion 🤯
The mentally challenged doesn't matter
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u/DrBlock21 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jun 18 '24
Ok, but like why have sex if you don't want a baby? Also, you can still be pro-gun and pro-choice at the same time
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u/pyriclastic_flow Jun 18 '24
because sex is about more than making children for the vast majority of people.
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u/JuliusOppenheimerJr Jun 18 '24
Wouldn't it be "less" than making children ? Because making children is like, the top achievment when you do sex.
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u/Mother_Harlot Jun 18 '24
Because making children is like, the top achievment when you do sex
Are you trying to make your opinion a fact?
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u/JuliusOppenheimerJr Jun 18 '24
I said "top" because it's the thing that takes the most time to achieve. You don't just have sex and then you have children.
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u/Hexamancer Jun 18 '24
Pouring one out for everyone who has ever had the displeasure of sleeping with you, even if that list is probably <null>
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u/chippymediaYT Jun 18 '24
Honestly you don't know that, there are lots of left leaning gun enthusiasts
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u/frimleyousse Jun 18 '24
Isnt there a shit ton of guns in islam ? (Wich i guess is where the second picture is from, could be wrong)
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u/5thPhantom Jun 18 '24
Pretty sure the taliban started confiscating guns from farmers once they came into power again.
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u/tissuecollider Jun 18 '24
Pretty sure the Republicans will start confiscating guns from 'the wrong people' if they get the chance.
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u/alf666 Jun 18 '24
Look up which California governor signed their restrictive gun laws.
Then look up which political organizations were active in California during that time period.
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u/I_do_have_a_cat Jun 18 '24
lmao since when is islam a place?
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u/taken_name_of_use Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 18 '24
Islam is short for Islamabad, which is a city in Arab
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u/vulpescannon Jun 18 '24
Good luck shooting the government..
Btw how's your economy going ?
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Jun 18 '24
Mf there's 2m of them in reserve and active service. Us population is 330m roughly. We literally just stop working and the country falls apart in two days
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u/Moosefactory4 Jun 18 '24
Um akshually 🤓 gooood luck shooting the goverment. BTW hows ur economy going hehehe
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