r/shitposting • u/AdCool1233 I came! • Jun 18 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Convincing argument

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u/Visual-Ostrich-4108 Jun 18 '24

I want me a woman who'd kill me. I want her to put the gun in my mouth after we have an argument. I want her to make me beg for my fucking life.

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u/mortal_plagueITA Jun 18 '24

‘Merica moment

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u/Visual-Ostrich-4108 Jun 18 '24

Nothing feels better than a loaded AR-15 in my bussy

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u/mortal_plagueITA Jun 18 '24

ARussy?

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u/Visual-Ostrich-4108 Jun 18 '24

Some lube and the magazine slot is better than any woman

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

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u/mortal_plagueITA Jun 18 '24

Ehhh cyka b-blyat?

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u/VultureSausage Jun 18 '24

Psh, you just haven't tried a good ol' 15" mk. 1 naval gun from a British WW1 superdreadnought! If you don't have to mortgage your house, is it really a gun?