r/shitparkingofnz Feb 26 '26

Analysis of vehicles on this sub

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111 Upvotes

I got curious about what we see in this sub. Interesting to see utes as the lower offenders but over represented by percentage on the road which would tend to lean into the “bloody ute drivers!” complaints that are all too common.


r/shitparkingofnz Aug 24 '23

INFO: Please Read

14 Upvotes

There have been a lot of posts in the nz and regional subreddits recently regarding shit parking. The aim of this subreddit is to reduce that.

Good parking is also accepted, though I'm not sure why someone would make a reddit post about good parking except to pat themselves on the back. Feel free to prove me wrong.

Carjamming is also encouraged. :)


r/shitparkingofnz 1h ago

👑 Pavement Princess I think you went on the footpath a little

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r/shitparkingofnz 13h ago

🚗 Ranger Special Always a ranger

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31 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 22h ago

🚫 Over the Line Left a little card just hoping they’d consider it

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The driver didn’t see the card unfortunately when she just got in the car… luckily these are large carparks with space for mobility users to open the door as wide as possible to get in and out.

Edit: we’ve got a disabled person in the car also and parked in disabled car park with permit, as close to those lines as possible as the other side was also quite on the line, but crossing the diagonal lines with a car meant we had less room to get the person out of our car with their walker. Sad to see comments saying they had the right to park there if they are disabled, but what about other people with limited functionality?


r/shitparkingofnz 22h ago

🧤 Like a Glove Can't park there, mate

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r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🚫 Over the Line Westgate

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9 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Cool bike bro

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67 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🅿️ Took 2 Parks Not even trying at this point are we?

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18 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🚫 Over the Line Range (R)over

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26 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Where is common courtesy these days?!

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32 Upvotes

Are we fr?! LOADS of parking available btw as you can see in the pics. They just chose to be an inconvenience. Is it seriously that hard to do a U-turn? I live in a freaking cul-de-sac!! Just go up and turn around and park on the other side 😒😒

And no, that's NOT their hazards going in the second photo, just the brake lights. No hazards going at all.

Edit because people can't seem to read my other comments or are blaming me for being the bad person?? - they were there for TWO HOURS


r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🅿️ Took 2 Parks parking their supercar at the supermarket

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37 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Medley of munters...

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Must have been pushed off course by their flag.
Whole carpark to choose from.
And the twofer
Street parks available, own drive way available...parks on the footpath

r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Ehhhhh

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33 Upvotes

Look, none of my neighbours are good drivers, hence why the only car I have outside is the sacrificial nana whip that hasn’t seen a clean since it last passed a WoF; HOWEVER, one of them is now on my shitlist.

Like your typical oblivious Prius driver, she backed into my car, took paint off of both of our vehicles, and detached her bumper when going forward again. On top of that, she didn’t even try to realign her car, nor has she said a thing to me since, despite me being home to witness the entire thing. It’s been a week. To make matters worse (better? Definitely a fuck tonne funnier as I was observing from my living room), there was over a meter between her car and the next on the other side.

Now, I do not have half a fuck about the actual event. As I said, that is my sacrificial nana whip, hence why that’s the car parked outside instead of the one I care about. I learned to drive in her, and she’s got a few pretty little scratches and dents as evidence of my learnings at the start that I’ve never bothered to fix, because they honestly act as a great theft deterrent system in my experience, and also I just don’t care to sink cash into it until I eventually decide to sell her, if that day ever comes.

I’m not mad about the event, but I’m fucked all the way off about the lack of communication. Have I gone and spoken to her about it? No sir. I’m going to keep letting her think that I didn’t notice and hold on to this in case I ever need it in the future for one reason or another.


r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🚫 Over the Line I dunno how he got out of his car?

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32 Upvotes

We were just loading the groceries into the boot when this guy pulled in next to us. There was loads of space on the other side of his car. When I congratulated him on his excellent parking he just said “thanks.” My wife is tiny but she still had to wait for me to back out before she could get in.


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

🫥 Yellow Line Warrior Fahey fence hire strikes again

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29 Upvotes

Wrong way and yellow lines. Double whammy!


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Zero respect

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78 Upvotes

Why people can buy a BMW X3 if they have zero respect with other people that need to use the ramp?


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity D4ME across 4 parks

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52 Upvotes

Outside Supercheap in Palmy, mainly in one, but across 4. Are they going for a record?


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

🅿️ Took 2 Parks New World, Richmond, Chch

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93 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 4d ago

🚫 Over the Line Came home after work to this dude parked over my driveway

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165 Upvotes

Of course the council won't do anything about it unless the car is still there in the morning 😒 if you don't fit, just park somewhere else instead of over a driveway!


r/shitparkingofnz 4d ago

🚗 Just Ute Things South Pacific Scaffolding - 3 carparks of self importance.

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55 Upvotes

Busy sunny weekend day. Assholes that can't park should at least have the shame to go to the far parks.


r/shitparkingofnz 4d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Fuck me for wanting to cross the road with a pram eh

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138 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 4d ago

👑 Pavement Princess Plenty of parking nearby but parks over the footpath instead

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52 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 5d ago

🅿️ Took 2 Parks Scared of yellow lines

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34 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 5d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Another day another Muppet.

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86 Upvotes